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NoNeedForAChestWig

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^ toast and jam? eww!
< only marmalade goes on toast
v agrees with < (be careful, I think this means disagreeing with ^)
 

Lightning Count

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^ No way
< never limit <'s self to only putting marmalade on toast, it cuts out many good options
V likes Lime marmalade
 

NoNeedForAChestWig

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^ :no: tell me, do options include cats?
< thinking of the anti-gravity idea involving buttered toast and cats
v knows what < is on about
 

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^ no
< confused by ^
V will explain
 

NoNeedForAChestWig

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^ never heard that?
< cats always land on their feet, toast always lands butter side down, so nail cat to toast and throw off a building and watch as the Universe tries to make both these laws remain true, making the cat-toast spin frantically; = anti-gravity
v verstanden?
 

ashspet

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^ :no: but maybe Murphy where the bread lands butter side down, and the fact cats land on their feet?
< warm tummy on the electric blanket. Perhaps < is a cat
v :tease:
 

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^ :p
< the toast would land butter side up and the cat would land on its feet still with the toast attached to it, the cat can rotate its body to ensure a safe landing, toast being an inaminate object can not resist the cat doing this and has no choice but to land butter side up
V now gets it
 

ashspet

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^ would Murphy be that easy to defeat?
< hmmmm, perhaps a sandwich?
v got some interesting food ideas
 

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^ yes
< BLT
V go make one
 

ashspet

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^ :no:
< :sleep: :wave:
v will have to play with V'self
 

ashspet

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^ so, pudding, how does that work?
< now wondering about chocolate mousse
v has some theories
 

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^ yes
<'s theories are too NSFW to be posted here
V now curious
 

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^ Ha!
< not even remotely innocent and doesn't even to try to hide it
V gets coy when V's innonence is questioned
 

ashspet

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^ moi?
< is :angel:
v just choked
 

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^ no
< :lol: at falling for the bait
V also :lol: ing
 

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^ :tease:
< :yawn:
v will give < a brain transplant and a backrub
 

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^ backrub yes, brain transplant no
< is not a brain surgeon
V is not a rocket scientist
 
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