Whenever I'm getting fast food and I see they're swamped and/or having a shit day, I tell them something like "don't worry, I've been in customer service for 20 years". The same line comes in handy when they let a swearword out and then rush to apologize.
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"You know, I really wanted to Promote Alexander. But there was that one time in 2022 when he spent $25 on dinner. We just can't have that"
"We fired Alexander in 2025. He went on the 2,000 employee purge."
"Really? Who else?"
"Dunno, I just remembered his name on top of the list"
Here's some career advice: Never ever fucking do this. If the hotel room service staff killed him I wouldn't prosecute.