The "What the Bloody Fuckintosh?" Thread

I look forward to the US introducing the PGSA 'Public Gathering Security Administration', which will inevitably involve cavity searching all people who wish to assemble in public for any reason.



Shut your dirty whore mouth!


That would make going to the drive in suck a lot. I wouldn't be able to smuggle in my own soda and food.



You never go ass to mouth.


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I fully expect something to happen during Euro 2016; sure the stadia will be policed heavily but those large public spaces where people gather to watch on big screens while sitting on the grass and drinking beer? If one of those doesn't get attacked I will be hugely surprised.

As do I, would be very darkly amusing to see one of those nutjobs get torn to shreds by hordes of angry footballfans after his bom fails to go off though.....
 
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I was flipping through book of faces earlier and saw in the sidebar that NASA had detected the presence of oxygen in the Martian atmosphere for the first time in 40 years. I clicked on the link to see the article from NASA, scrolling down I never did find it, but I found this and others like it:

 
[video=youtube;qac-9MJh7v0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qac-9MJh7v0[/video]

"M?ller! We have a new name! Buy some new-age inspirationally stock footage, cut it to bits, put them together in the most annoying order you can come up with and slap our name on the result! On my desk in an hour!"
 
[video=youtube;qac-9MJh7v0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qac-9MJh7v0[/video]

"M?ller! We have a new name! Buy some new-age inspirationally stock footage, cut it to bits, put them together in the most annoying order you can come up with and slap our name on the result! On my desk in an hour!"

Reminds me of the Hooli site. http://www.hooli.com/
(fake company in the show Silicon Valley)
 
[video=youtube;qac-9MJh7v0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qac-9MJh7v0[/video]

"M?ller! We have a new name! Buy some new-age inspirationally stock footage, cut it to bits, put them together in the most annoying order you can come up with and slap our name on the result! On my desk in an hour!"

I feel like going outside and burning some tires while listening to some metal, drinking a beer and smoking a sigar just to get that fowl, sickly sweet bit of new-age pilowy lovy dovy bullcrap out of my head (but it's raining)

Also : most un-German ad ever.
 
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I was flipping through book of faces earlier and saw in the sidebar that NASA had detected the presence of oxygen in the Martian atmosphere for the first time in 40 years. I clicked on the link to see the article from NASA, scrolling down I never did find it, but I found this and others like it:




I think we should send Gwen to Mars first. Let her be the one to show how breathable the air is. Then let the conspiracy nuts sort out why she died so soon after getting there.
 
I was flipping through book of faces earlier and saw in the sidebar that NASA had detected the presence of oxygen in the Martian atmosphere for the first time in 40 years. I clicked on the link to see the article from NASA, scrolling down I never did find it, but I found this and others like it:


I wonder if that's Ken M.'s wife...
 
that's indeed more appropriate here than in the TIL thread :lol:
 
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