This is dumb (hold on, this is just a joke), there's people in developing nations that would kill for clean water.
Also a joke, I guess it's only the champagne of beers if it comes from the Champagne Beer region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling swill.
Lastly, I understand the protection laws in the EU, I do, but no one with half a brain cell would think that Miller High Life beer was in any way connected with champagne or Champagne. It's just a marketing slogan.
Edit: Saw a CNN article on this, it's interesting to learn that Miller High Life has used a variation on that slogan since 1906.