1. Global Warming/Climate Change shall be declared a fraud. All scientists who promote it will be shot. All media persons who promote it shall be hung, then shot. All Celebrities shall be shot, and not just for believing it.
2. America is the center of my world government. Don't like it? Tough.
3. Whining shall be illegal. Suck it up and work it out.
4. If Government can't pay for it, it doesn't get done. Government must base new budgets on previous actual tax returns.
5. Pluto's back as a planet.
6. Diabetes research shall be the #1 priority.
7. Energy Research is on!
8. If we're going to have a "War on Drugs", we're sending in the army. No more coddling losers who can't handle reality. Suck it up or meet a firing squad. Naturally, Intervention on TV will become thing of the past.
9. I'm the only Monarch the world needs. Any other whiners who think they're an absolute dictator shall be executed by Super-Ninja death squads. Chavez shall be first on the list.
10. Cuba becomes America's version of the Rivera. Sorry Castro!
Oh, and a freebie!
11. NASCAR shall be forced to return to road courses, use cars that actually do come from a showroom. They can, however, put down as much HP as they like, by whatever means they like. Rocketcars? Sure.