Things Clarkson has taught you (that probably aren't true)

[salle]

that so is true!

 

[ladyblue]

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing quickly

Shouting is a good way to make things work

 

[ashyle]

that James May doesn't have a penis, cos it fell off once.

 

[Archie411]

When in doubt, use power......or a hammer

 

[Cowboy]

Plowing is done alot faster with explosives

Tatcher speaches on tape are the ideal way to motivate people

 

[suggsygirl]

Clarkson has taught me that you can smoke like a chimney, eat crap, do no exercise, and still look okay...

 

[capra]

that James May doesn't have a penis, cos it fell off once.

*snicker*

I guess that explains why James had to take a look in his pants in Bolivia - in case it had gone for a wander.

'Don't worry, children, my penis grew back. Yours might not." :lol:

 

[Flat Four Fanatic]

FTFY.

Economy runs are pointless. So are economy races.

But that was one of the most epic races ever...

Especially the part where the Jaaaaaaag had insane fuel economy