Things Clarkson has taught you (that probably aren't true)

"Man love rules OK"

/runs
 
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it's a dam, probably build by the russians or the north-koreans, it's safe!
 
That eating cocaine is perfectly alright :nod:
 
That the Cock-o-meter is an awesome invention and should be used on anyone with a BMW.
 
That the BMW M5 Touring is a good car for people who are working in the cheese making industry
 
That more than about 1000 people in the entire world actually seriously consider buying supercars.

That anything with a British badge is suddenly awarded huge credibility points, regardless of how crap the vehicle you're talking about actually is.

The entirety of America consists of either backwoods Alabama gas stations or down-at-their-heels Reno casinos.

That you can be a completely irritating, self important, borderline racist twat and still be one of the best TV hosts in the world.
 
That more than about 1000 people in the entire world actually seriously consider buying supercars.

And so they should, as they're kinder to the environment. After all, the only thing that comes out of the tailpipe of a Porsche Carrera GT are baby foxes.
 
astra max van

astra max van

the qiuckest car in the world is not a lotus elise

but


an astramax van drven by a 17 year old plumber:mrgreen:
 
the prius MIGHT be a danger to children such as those who are running into the middle of the street to pick up a ball. BUT the prius is so slow, the child can grow to puberty, get the ball and run back before the prius gets there
 
Power is always the answer.

If you believe something will happen, it will happen.

And so on, he has taught us millions of things that probably aren't true.
 
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