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things you better not say on Top Gear

IntrepId

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what thing you think you should not say on top gear when you have the chance to say something?
imagine that you are in the studio and JC is coming to you with the mic,what you better not share with the world? :oops:
 
JC you have no room to talk, you're fat, have ugly curly hair, yellow teeth and look like a moron, shut the fuck up! :lol:

btw, I like JC ;)
 
"clarkson, fan your hands i just farted... :yucky: "
 
:stupid:
I like that one :lol:
 
Renesis said:
JC you have no room to talk, you're fat, have ugly curly hair, yellow teeth and look like a moron, shut the fuck up! :lol:

btw, I like JC ;)

He'd say he knows that and then he'd insult your ass all the way back to home

Sensetive guy said:
"clarkson, fan your hands i just farted... :yucky: "

That's nowhere near funny :?

"i couldnt make it to Fifth Gear so i came here..."

1) Yeah, they wouldn't cut that out
2) .......... FG doesn't do audience.......

ASTONS SUCK!

RIP Yayox
 
You've been my heor for years, no one drives like you, I've always wanted to meet you Tif...er, I mean Jeremy :oops:
 
"No JC, I'm from Ford, I'm actually here about your GT - we've got a tiny problem to fix on it. Don't worry - we've bought our own tow truck..."

^ rofl @ jeffy

or perhaps: "Tiff's not returning my calls JC, do you have VBH's number?"
 
hahahahha can you reach that for me Hammond,
Nice hair James!
did you put gas on your GT jc?
 
JC: What sort of car do you drive ?
person: A Mazda RX-8 .... that's the V8 model.

And at that phrase you would be mugged by autoenthusiasts for the rest of your life.
THE END.
 
oooooo you know... those hondas.... the french ones
 
vladmitu said:
JC: What sort of car do you drive ?
person: A Mazda RX-8 .... that's the V8 model.

And at that phrase you would be mugged by autoenthusiasts for the rest of your life.
THE END.

or reply with: "A Porsche, like that yellow one..."
 
fbc said:
vladmitu said:
JC: What sort of car do you drive ?
person: A Mazda RX-8 .... that's the V8 model.

And at that phrase you would be mugged by autoenthusiasts for the rest of your life.
THE END.

or reply with: "A Porsche, like that yellow one..."

Or better yet, "It's got an engine that works like a laundry machine." :mrgreen:
 
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