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I NEED MORE COFFEE
 
CHEESECAKE!
 
I HAVE EATEN SO MUCH IT GAVE ME A BELLYACHE BEFORE, WISH NOW THAT I HADN'T.
 
I'M MAKING CUPCAKES TODAY

SADLY NO CHEESECAKE
 
CUPCAKES? YUMMY! HAD A CHOCOLATE CHIP ONE EARLIER. I WILL BET ASH'S TASTE A LOT BETTER THAN ASDA GENERIC CHEAPO CUPCAKES.
 
THEY BLOODY BETTER. JUST WAITING FOR THE BUTTER TO SOFTEN NOW. AND THEN I'LL GET STARTED!
 
JUST YOU WAIT TILL I GET STARTED, THEY WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM.
 
NOTHING, I JUST MEANT I AM GONNA EAT ALL OF THEM COS I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
 
OK. *TIES JEDD'S SHOELACES TOGETHER AND TIES HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK* *GETS IN FULLY PREPARED PRIVATE JET TO AUSTRALIA* I'LL LEAVE SOME CRUMBS FOR YOU. *TAKES OFF*
 
FAIR ENOUGH. *HOPS INTO HIS TARDIS, USES SONIC SCREWDRIVER TO UNTIE MYSELF. USES TARDIS TO BEAT LC'S FLIGHT TO AUSTRALIA*
 
*RADIO'S ASH, TELLS HER TO TO HIDE THE CUPCAKES* HAHAHAHAHA NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT TILL I ARRIVE BEFORE SHE WILL REVEAL THEIR LOCATION AND I WILL HAVE EATEN THEM ALL, BECAUSE I WILL GET HER TO TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE HIDDEN AND NOT TO SAY ANYTHING UNTIL I ARRIVE.
 
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SIMPLY USES THE TARDIS TO LAND BEFORE YOU MAKE THE CALL AND THEREFORE FIND THEIR LOCATION BEFORE THEY CAN BE HIDDEN. THEN HIDE THEM IN ANOTHER PLACE BEFORE LC'S ARRIVAL. HOW? BECAUSE ITS A FRICKING TIME MACHINE!
 
*CALLS IN DALEK REINFORCEMENTS* DON'T LEAD THE TIMELORD LURE YOU INTO ANYWHERE WITH STAIRS IN IT, OR I'LL SCRAP THE LOT OF YOU!
 
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