THIS IS THE CAPS LOCK THREAD

THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
 
REALLY, HOW CONVENIENT.
 
THAT'S ONE WAY TO PUT IT
 
INDEED IT IS.
 
SO, ANYONE WANT TO GO TO A WHOLE HEAP OF MEETINGS FOR ME?
 
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN FOR THAT ONE, ASH.
 
MEETINGS? NAH. NOTHING EVER GETS ACCOMPLISHED IN THOSE.
 
A FALLACY IF EVER THERE WAS ONE.
 
MEETINGS ARE TIME SUCKERS. I WILL DIE IN A MEETING, I AM SURE OF IT.
 
WELL LET US AT LEAST HOPE IT IS A QUICK DEATH WHEN IT HAPPENS.
 
UNFORTUNATELY THERE WILL PROBABLY BE A MEETING ABOUT IT. SEVERAL HOURS I SHOULD THINK
 
WHAT SONG DO YOU WANT AT THE FUNERAL?
 
THE FIRM - STAR TREKKING

FOR LULZ
 
OK AND WHAT KIND OF COFFIN DO YOU WANT?
 
CARDBOARD. NO POINT PAYING LOTS OF $ FOR SOMETHING TO BE BURNT
 
YOU WANT SOME STEAK TO GO IN THERE WITH YOU? YOU KNOW FOR FOOD IN THE AFTERLIFE.
 
NO THANKYOU. IF I WANT SOME STEAK, I SHALL STEAL YOURS.
 
GOOD TO SEE YOU ARE BACK, YOU AIN'T BEEN AROUND FOR A WHILE.
 
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