THIS IS THE CAPS LOCK THREAD

YOUR PANTS ARE STILL ON FIRE. NOW GET 'EM OFF!!!
 
I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS ACTUALLY.
 
YEAH, I'M COMMANDO UNDER A PAIR OF SHORTS.
 
BINOCULARS.... BINOCULARS..... WHERE ARE THE DAMN BINOCULARS WHEN YOU NEED 'EM!!!
 
THAT'D BE A HELL OF A PAIR OF BINOCULARS IF YOU CAN SEE ME ALL THE WAY FROM AUSTRALIA.
 
I CAN BUT TRY :D
 
TRUE, HAVE A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.
 
THANKS. AND IT WASN'T TOO BAD. ALTHOUGH A WARMER NIGHT MEANT I WAS A LITTLE HOT. SPRING IS ON IT'S WAY
 
GOOD, I JUST HAD SOME HEATING OIL DELIVERED.
 
MY PARENTS JUST GOT NEW HEATERS. RIGHT IN TIME FOR SPRING!
 
CURRENTLY 20000 FT IN THE AIR

I AM AN INTERNET ACCESSING GOD
 
WOW, IS THAT THE HIGHEST ANYONE HAS EVER BEEN WHILST ON FG?
 
UNLESS THEY WERE ON DRUGS, PROBABLY YES.
 
I CAN THINK OF BETTER CLUBS TO BE IN THAN A AIRLINE WIFI CLUB. LIKE THE MILE HIGH CLUB FOR EXAMPLE.
 
THAT IS TRUE

ALTHOUGH THOSE PLANE BATHROOMS ARE RATHER NASTY
 
WELL, THE ANSWER THEN IS TO RENT A PRIVATE JET WITH A BED.
 
HE'S A BILLIONAIRE, WE AREN'T, SIMPLE AS REALLY.
 
WE SHOULD POOL OUR MONEY. BUY OUR OWN ISLAND. RENAME IT FINALGEARISTAN AND THEN ONLY ALLOW PETROLHEADS TO VISIT. HIPPIES WILL BE THROWN BACK INTO THE OCEAN, AS PER OUR RITUALS TO APPEASE THE GOD OF THE HOLY CLARKSON.
 
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