THIS IS THE CAPS LOCK THREAD

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FUCKING LIVERPOOL CAN GOEAT A SHIT CUS THEY FUXING ARSE AND MANU CAN GO SUK ON SOMETHING AS WELL
 

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OHMYGAWDIMSOBOREDIMNEGLECTINGTHEUSEOFTHESPACEBARANDCANTBEARSEDTODOSOMETHINGTOSPREADTHESEWORDSAPARTOTHERTHANTHATAUTOMATICSPACETHINGY!!!1!!!
 

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A DAY IN LIFE OF MR SMILEY

ONE DAY I WAS WALKING ALONG IN THE CITY AND IT NICE DAY WITH SUN OUT :) . NEXT THING I KNOW MY FOOT FEELS FUNNY AND I LOOKS DOWN AND SEE I GOT GUM STUCK ON SHOE :( . NO NOT REALLY IM JUST JOKING WITH YOU :p . ACTUALLY I WAS ON MY WAY HOME CUS I WAS DOWNLODING A TOP GEAR EPISODE ;) . OF COURSE WHEN I GOT HOME I SAW THAT MY COMPUTER CRASHED AND IT DIDNT DOWNLOAD :? SO I HEAD OFF TO SEE MY FRIEND WHO GOT IT LAST NIGHT. I GOT IN MY CAR AND IT WOULDNT START :mad: . TURNS OUT I FORGOT TO RECONNECT TEH BATTERY :rolleyes: LOL. WHEN BACKING OUT OF THE GARAGE I HEAR A BAD NOISE AND I AM CONFUSED :blink: . WHEN I GOT OUT I RAN OVER NEIGHBOURS CAT :cry: ! THE OLD WOMAN WAS REAL MAD AT ME AND WANTED ME TO PAY A LOT OF MONET <_< BUT STRANGELY AFTER I AGREED TO PAY SHE JUST RAN INSIDE :| . CRAZY OLD BAT :lol: . ANYWAY SO IM DRIVING AGAIN AND I CALL MY MATE AND HE SAYS HE HAS THE EPISODE I WANT :mrgreen: . I FELT HUNGRY AND ASKED HIM IF HE WANT ME TO PICK UP CHINESE AND OF COURSE HE SAYS YES :yes: . I GO TO THE PLACE AND GET THE USUAL :welcome: AND ORDER UP. THE LATEST ON THEIR MENU IS KUNG PAO :spam: LOL!!!!!!!! ANYWAY SO YUR NEVER GOING TO BELIVE WHO WALKED IN NEXT. IT WAS JEREMY CLARKSON :jc: !!!!!!! HE CAME AND STOOD NEXT TO ME IN THE QUEUE AND I COULDNT EVEN TALK :wub: ! IT WAS SO EXCITING :w00t: !!!!! I REMEMBERD SEEING HIM AT TG LIVE WHICH WAS SO COOL CUS HE PLAYED THE DRUMS JUST LIKE ME :drums: ! IT WAS THE BEST :grin: . OF COURSE THEN HE LEFT AND I REALISED I NEVR GOT AUTOGRAPH... :censored: ! NOW NO ONE BELIEVES ME AND ALL I HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH OF IS THAT STUPID MOUSE :mouse: AT DISNEY LAND. SO I GOT BACK IN MY CAR AND IM IN A HURRY CUS IM EXCITED TO TELL MY FRIEND WHO I SAW AND I RUN A RED LIGHT :devil: . THEN CAME THE COPPERS :-o ... OF COURSE IM SUAVE AND MANAGED TO GET OUT OF THE TICKET ^_^ . STILL, MY HEART WAS POUNDING :heart: CUS I CANT AFFORD ANY MOR PNTS ON MY LICENCE. IM A FAST DRIVER, WELL FASTER THAN U COULD EVER GO :tease: . THEN I PASSED THIS ADVERT SHOWING SOME NEW PICKUP. THE SLOGAN WAS "BIGGER. HARDER. LONGER. THE NEW FORD F-SERIES." AND I THOUGHT THERE WAS A DUAL MEANING IN THERE SOMEWHERE :p . SO I ARRIVE AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE AND HE SAYS HIS POWER JUST WENT OUT :sleep: . IM NEVER GOING TO SEE THIS TG EPISODE :blowup: !!! WE GO OUT FOR A WALK WHILE WE WATE FOR THE POWER PEEPS AND WHILE WERE WALKING WE PASS SOME HOTT CHIX AND SAY HELLO :wave: . THEY ALL TOLD US WE COULDNT COMPETE WITH HAMMO :richard: AND THAT PISSED US OFF :thumbsdown: . SO THEN MY FRIEND GOT A IDEA TO CUT HIS HAIR LIKE DA HAMSTA :idea: . SO WHILE HE WAS SCREWING WITH HIS HAIR I GOT OUT THE FOOD. IT WAS GROSS :barf: ! SO BORED OUT OF MY MIND I PICKED UP MY MATES VIOLIN AND TRIED TO PLAY :boohoo: . I SUXED AT IT :-( . OF COURSE WHEN MY FRIEND SAW ME PLAYING IT HE GOT UBER PISSED AND SAID I BROKE IT OR SOMETHING :glare: . HE LOCKED :nazilock: IT IN HIS ROOM WHAT A TWAT. SO THEN I THOUGHT ID FIND A WAY TO BREAK IN TO HIS ROOM FOR BEING THAT WAY :hmm: . IT HAD A DEAD BOLT :???: . BUT THEN I MADE A BREAKTHROUGH. HE LEFT THE HIDEA KEY UBOVE THE DOOR :clap: ! IT WASNT THE RIGHT KEY OR SOMETHING CUS IT NOT WORK :-x . THEN I DECIDE TO JUST SNEAK IN THROUGH THE WINDOW :ph34r: . IT WORKED :twisted: ! WHEN I ENTERED THO I SAW HE WAS TAKING A CRAPPER AND IT SMELLED GROSS :sick: . AS SOON AS HE SAW ME HE FREAKED OUT AND FELL IN THE TOILET :stupid: . HAHA! THIS TIME HE LOCKED THE WINDOW :dancinglock: AND HE WAS REALLY PISSED OFF. IM NOT SURE IF HE WANTS TO BE MY FREIND ANY MORE :unsure: ... I REMINDED HIM WAT A STUPID IDEA IT WOULD BE TO NOT BE MY FRIEND ANY MORE CUS THEN HE COULDNT DRIVE MY SPORTS CAR HA! HE GOT THE MESSAGE :hammer: . TIS A BMW :bmwpoo: SO IS NICE! THOUGH LIKE I SAID I GET PULLED OVER A LOT BY POLICE :coplight: . ONE TIME MY FINE WAS 1000 :shock: !!! I TOLD THE OFFICER SOME STUPID JOKE TO SEE IF I COULD GET OUT OF IT AND THE RESULT WAS A GREAT :lmao: FROM HIM. THEN HE SAID SURE, I WAS GOING TO PRISON INSTEAD. SHIT. I WANTED OUT :shakefist: . IT WAS SO HORRIBEL BUT I COULDNT GO HOME :no: . THE NEXT DAY THOUGH THE COURT LET ME OFF WITH A SLAP :thumbup: . ANYWAY IM GETTING :offtopic: SO :oops: . RIGHT SO I WENT HOME AND TOOK A NAP :zzz: . WHEN I WOKE UP I REALISED THAT FIREFOX REMEMBERED MY SITES FROM WHEN IT CRASHED :firefox: ! THATS NICE. I STARTED THE DOWNLOAD AGAIN AND ALSO PUT THE NEW PHOTOSHOP-- UH ERR NOTHING--- NEVER MIND THAT :whistle: . ONE HOUR LATER IT HAD DOWNLOADED :dance: . I WAS FINALLY GOING TO SEE IT :woot: !! SO I TURN IT ON AND ITS MAY :james: ON THE TELLY. HE SAID SOMETHING LIKE "OH COCK" AND IT WAS GREAT :-D . THANKS FG FOR GETTING THAT EP UP FOR ME TO DWNLD :bow: . SO YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE GRL IN THE AUDIENCE THAT JC TALKED TO TODAY :wicked: . HOTT! LETS JUST SAY I PAUSED THE SCREEN ON THAT ONE :shifty: ... NO, YOU DIDNT ACTUALLY THINK I WELL U KNOW... :angel: . STILL THEN THEY SHOWED SOME OLD TG CLIPS FOR SOME REASON AND THEY SHOWED A PICE OF THE POLAR CHALLENGE WHICH I NVR SAW. THERE WAS A FROZEN PENIS :shock2: . THAT WAS A MAJOR :tvhorror: MOMENT. JUST BEFORE IT WAS OVER MY POWER DIED AS WELL :wall: . STUPID BLACKOUTS. THATS OKAY THOUGH CUS THE PUB STILL HAD POWER :thumbsup: . I HEADED OUT THERE TO GET A PINT :beer: AND ON THE WAY I CAME ACROSS A DODGE VIPER :viper: . HE WANTED TO RACE :nod: . OF COURSE THEN HE KILLED ME OFF THE LINE :-? . MY BMW WAS EMBARRASSING :x . HE WENT TO THE SAME PUB I WAS GOING TO, SO AFTER HE WENT IN I PUT MY KEY IN TO THE SIDE OF HIS CAR :evil: . THATS WHAT HE GETS! AT FIRST THEY OFFERED ME SUM LIGHT BEER CRAP :yucky: BUT I SAID NO WAY! SO AFTER A FEW BEERS :cheers: I GOT TIRED :yawn: . THERE WAS SOME STUPID KID SHOW ON THE TELLY WITH A :banana: THING SO I WAS READY TO GO ANYWAY. I USED MY SATNAV TO GET HOME SINCE I WAS A BIT OVER AND THE STUPID THING ENDED UP TAKING ME OUT OF THE CITY IN TO SOME LITTLE DESERT :tumbleweed: . DONT EVER TRUST BMW SATNAV. IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE THOUGH I SAW THIS BLOKE WHO LOOKED JUST LIKE THIS: :canadian: . IT MUST HAVE BEEN A CANADIAN :rofl: . SO ON THE WAY BACK THERE WAS QUITE A BIG EVENT. THEY WERE GIVING AWAY FREE PETROL TO ADVERTISE SOME NEW GAME :jawdrop: . IT DIDNT MATTER THOUGH CUS I GOT THAT NEW SPORT DIESEL BMW THING. WELL I WAS FEELING THE NEED FOR SPEED SO I JAMMED THE THROTTLE :burnrubber: AND MADE SOME OLD PENSIONER RIGHT ANGRY :wheelchair: . I COULD JUST IMAGINE TH TALK HE WANTED TO HAVE WITH ME :idiot: . SO THTS WHEN MY CAR STARTED TO MAKE A FUNNY NOISE. IT WANT AWAY AFTER A MINUTE :dunno: . I ENDED UP NEXT TO SOME RICERS AT A STOP AND THEY HAD THE MUSIC GOING LOUD :music: LOL. THEY ALL WERE 'YO NICE CAR AN SHIT' SO I FELT COOL :cool: . BUT THEN MY EGO WAS CRUSHED WHEN I LEARNED THEY WERE RALLY JUST TAKING THE MICK :hump: SO WHATEVR. LASTLY WHEN I WAS DRIVING HOME I NEARLY GOT IN WRACK BECAUSE I WAS A BIT DRUNK :driving: AND A DOG JUMPED IN FRONT OF THE CAR STUPID ANIMALS :bunny: . WELL BACK AT MY PLACE THE POWER WAS BACK SO I TURNED TOP GEAR BACK ON :tvhappy: . THE STIG :stig: TOOK A LAP IN SOME NEW ASTON AND I WAS DROOLING :drool: ! MAYBE ILL ASK FOR ONE FOR CHRISTMAS :santa: !! AS TG ENDED CLARKSON SAID SOME JOKE ABOUT AN ACTOR OR SOMEONE I DONT KNOW :huh: AND THAT LEFT ME CONFUSED :?: . I MUST SAY THOUGH, SEEING JC AGAIN... :blush: . I JUST HAD TO POST MY THOUGHTS OF TEH EP ON FINAL GEAR SO I PULLED UP THE SITE. THE FIRST POST THAT CAUGHT MY EYE WAS SOME :spamsign: POST ABOUT "OMG!!! CHEAPV1AGRA.COM.MX REVEALS THE TRUE IDENTITY OF THE STIG!" SO I ASKED THE USUAL QUESTION :ban?: . AFTER THAT VIPER TOOK CARE OF THE :angrylock: OR MAYBE IT WAS A :lock: SINCE IT HAD US LAUGHING. EITHER WAY HE WAS :nazirenesis: ! :+1: REP FOR THAWT WOOT. THERE WERE ALREADY SEVERAL POSTS ABOUT THIS WEEKS EP SO I FF'D :arrow: TO THE LAST PAGE. I TYPED ABOUT HOW I THOUGHT HAMMO WAS WEARING SOMETHING FROM COWBOY FILMS :roflmao: AND THAT CLARKSON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM HELL. UNFORTUNATELY WHEN I WENT TO POST MY EP REVIEW, THERE WAS A FORUM BLACKOUT :redx: . I WAS TIRED OF THE MY PRBLEMED DAY AND WENT OFF TO BED. :zzz: .

YES, I KNOW, :threadnopics:
ANYWAY GOOD NIGHT
 
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YES VERY GOOD POINT, "FGSFDS" INDEED. VERY MOVING SPEECH SIR. CONGRATULATIONS
 
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