THIS IS THE CAPS LOCK THREAD

[ashspet]

GOOD LUCK

 

[PaperBiro]

YOU HAVE MY SWORD, AND MY BOW, AND MY AXE.

 

[ashspet]

AND YOUR KITTEH HAS YOUR SOCKS!

 

[Mitchi]

YOU HAVE MY SWORD, AND MY BOW, AND MY AXE.

THANKS MAN. CAN I GET A POKEBALL, TOO?

 

[PaperBiro]

THANKS MAN. CAN I GET A POKEBALL, TOO?

OF COURSE, YOU CAN'T GO INTO THE TALL GRASS WITHOUT A POKEMON! CHOOSE YOUR STARTER, AND CHOOSE WISELY, BOY/GIRL!

DOG
THE WOOF POKEMON

DOGS ARE AFFECTIONATE TOWARDS THEIR OWNERS AND ARE EASY TO TRAIN. IF THREATENED, THEY WILL BITE THEIR FOE WITH TITANIUM TEETH. IF IT BELIEVED THAT IF HUMANS COULD FULLY HARNESS A DOG'S ENERGY, THEY COULD THEORETICALLY POWER AN ENTIRE VILLAGE FOR SEVEN MONTHS.

CAT
THE MEOW POKEMON

CATS ARE TEMPERAMENTAL AND DIFFICULT TO TRAIN. WHEN EVADING ATTACKS WITH THEIR RAZOR-SHARP AGILITY, THEY CAN MOVE FASTER THAN WHAT THE HUMAN EYE IS ABLE TO DETECT. THEY WILL ALSO ATTEMPT TO CHARM OTHER POKEMON INTO SUBMISSION.

RABBIT
THE BOUNCE POKEMON

RABBITS ARE NORMALLY DOCILE, BUT WILL UNLEASH A BURST OF GREAT SPEED WHEN THREATENED. ACCORDING TO SOME ACCOUNTS, THEIR BURROWS CAN OFTEN LEAD TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH ITSELF.

 

[Mitchi]

EVERYTHING SOUNDS GOOD BUT...

THEY WILL ALSO ATTEMPT TO CHARM OTHER POKEMON INTO SUBMISSION.

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NO BUT HONESTLY, COOL POST! I GUESS YOU WERE BORED?

 

[PaperBiro]

REMIND ME TO NEVER LOOK AT YOUR INTERNET HISTORY. AND I'M ALWAYS BORED.

 

[Mitchi]

IT WAS A JOKE, MAAAN

 

[PaperBiro]

LOL I KNOW, DON'T WORRY

 

[Mitchi]

 

[PaperBiro]

YOU STILL HAVEN'T PICKED A STARTER YET

 

[altoid]

I WONDER IF IT WOULD BE LESS PAIN TO GO TO A T-MOBILE STORE TODAY OR TO CALL THEIR SALES NUMBER.

 

[Mitchi]

YOU STILL HAVEN'T PICKED A STARTER YET

WELL, I QUOTED THE CAT DESCRIPTION

 

[ashspet]

I WONDER IF IT WOULD BE LESS PAIN TO GO TO A T-MOBILE STORE TODAY OR TO CALL THEIR SALES NUMBER.

JUST REMEMBER THAT YOU CAN WALK OUT OR HANG UP AT ANY TIME.

 

[PaperBiro]

WELL, I QUOTED THE CAT DESCRIPTION

OH SHIT I FORGOT TO GIVE YOU ONE.
ER... THE ONLY POKEMON WE HAVE LEFT IS THIS:

IT'S CALLED A PIKA

 

[Mitchi]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT





IT EXISTS

 

[PaperBiro]

IT'S SUPER-EFFECTIVE AGAINST FLYING TYPES. USE IT WISELY, AND BECOME A POKEMON CHAMPION!

 

[Mitchi]

IT'S CUTE!


YOU KNOW WHAT PAPERBIRO

TODAY WAS A SUPER BORING DAY AT MY NEW JOB. LUCKILY I'M SWITCHING DEPARTMENTS EVERY THREE TO FOUR MONTHS.
ALSO, LISTENING TO THIS HELPED ME GOING THROUGH THE DAY. KEEPS UP THE MOTIVATION!

 

[PaperBiro]

TODAY WAS A SUPER BORING DAY AT MY NEW JOB. LUCKILY I'M SWITCHING DEPARTMENTS EVERY THREE TO FOUR MONTHS.
ALSO, LISTENING TO THIS HELPED ME GOING THROUGH THE DAY. KEEPS UP THE MOTIVATION!

A WILD BOSS APPEARED!

MITCHI USED PAYRISE REQUEST!

IT HAD NO EFFECT!

 

[Lupin_IV]

I HEARD YOU LIEK MUDKIPS ENJOY POKEMON.