THIS IS THE CAPS LOCK THREAD

I SHALL CHANNEL THE MUPPETS

MAHNA MAHNA
(BA DEE BEDEBE)
MAHNA MAHNA
(BA DEBE BEDEBE)
MAHNA MAHNA
(BA DEE BEDEBE BADEBE BADEBE DEE DEE DE-DE-DE-DE-DE)

MAHNA MAHNA
(BA DEE BEDEBE)
MAHNA MAHNA
(BA DEBE BEDEBE)
MAHNA MAHNA
(BA DEE BEDEBE BADEBE BADEBE DEE DEE DE-DE-DE-DE-DE)

MAH MAMA NA MAHNA MAH NAMWOMP MWOMP
MA MO MO MANA MO
MAHNA MAHNA
(BA DEE DEBEBE)
MAHNA MAHNA
(BA DEBE BEDEBE)
MAHNA MAHNA
(BA DEE BEDEBE BADEBE BADEBE DEE DEE DE-DE-DE-DE-DE)



...MAHNA MAHNA?
 
THE MUPPETS WENT OFF THE AIR TWO YEARS BEFORE I WAS BORN. MY SISTER, WHO IS FIVE YEARS OLDER THAN ME, WAS SO DAMN YOUNG WHEN THAT SHOW WAS ON THE AIR THAT SHE WAS TERRIFIED OF THE SWEDISH CHEF AND HE GAVE HER NIGHTMARES.

SPECIAL GUESTS ON THE FINAL SEASON INCLUDED: PAUL SIMON, LORETTA SWIT AND ROGER MOORE.

WHO THE HELL ARE THEY?!
 
TELL ME YOU AT LEAST BOUGHT JJJ HOTTEST 100 4 (1996) AND HAVE THE SKIN VERSION.
 
THAT'S THE ONLY ONE I EVER BOUGHT. IT HAS PEPPER BY THE BUTTHOLE SURFERS, UNDERGROUND BY BEN FOLDS FIVE, EL SCORCHO BY WEEZER, BALLAD OF THE SKELETONS BY ALLAN GINSBERG, I SUCKED A LOT OF COCK TO GET WHERE I AM BY REGURGITATOR, BORN SLIPPY BY UNDERWORLD... AND THAT'S JUST DISK ONE!!

YES, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. FOE SHO.
 
NOW HERE'S A CATCHY THEME-TUNE!!

SO NO-ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GOING TO BE THIS WAY
*CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*
YOUR JOB'S A JOKE, YOU'RE BROKE, YOUR LOVE LIFE'S DOA!!!
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ALWAYS STUCK IN SECOND GEEEEAR
WHEN IT HASN'T BEEN YOUR DAY, YOUR WEEK, YOUR MONTH
OR EVEN YOUR YEEEEEAR

BUT I'LL BE THERE FOR YOUU, WHEN THE RAIN STARTS TO POUR
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU, LIKE I'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU...COS YOU'RE THERE FOR ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.


HOW MANY OF YE HATE ME NOW?
 
ARE YOU CALLING ME A FAT TALENTLESS SHOP-ASSISTANT?!!:mad:
 
I SAW THE SEIZURE EPISODE OF POKEMANS. I DIDN'T GET A SEIZURE. BOOOOOOOO!

I WANT MY TIME BACK, SO I'M GONNA BUILD A TIME MACHINE SO I CAN GO BACK IN TIME AND WATCH THIRTY MINUTES OF NOTHING BUT AWESOME EXPLOSIONS TO MAKE UP FOR IT.

BOOOOOOOM! HAHA YAY.
 
ITS SOOOO MUCH MORE FUN, ISN'T IT!
 
^^LOL U NOOB

Y DID U USE UR TURN SIGNALLY BLINKR TO GO AROUND A CURVE
 
^ LULZ SLUSHFAIL. GET A PWOPER GEARBOX!
 
^LULWUT GET A CAR FIRST THEN U CAN MAKE SUM CLAIMZ
 
LOL SPEEDS TRYIN BEEA JERK ON THE REPZ PROOF DAT HEEZ JEALOUSZ OF DA BENZ YO

APARNTLY HE CAN DISH IT OUT BUT HE CANT TAKE IT LULZ
 
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I HAZ A SLUSHBOX TOO. :shakefist:
 
MINE PROPER, NO HAZ SLUSHY
 
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