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MY ATTEMPTS AT GETTING MY MOTHER TO GET ANOTHER CAT(S) HAS SO FAR BEEN UNSUCCESSFUL
 
I HAVE NO SKILLS IN THAT AREA
 
1 GET A CUTE KITTEN
2 PUT MOTHER AND KITTEN TOGETHER
3 ENTICE KITTEN TO DO AS MANY CUTE THINGS AS POSSIBLE
4 ?????
5 PROFIT
 
TRIED THAT, IT FAILED. EVEN WITH DOUBLE KITTEN WEAPONRY
 
DAMN, TOUGH AUDIENCE, I WOULD HAVE SQUEE'D AND SAID "OK, KITTY, YOU LIVE WITH ME NOW.", PRETTY MUCH INSTANTLY.
 
I SHALL CONTINUE TO TRY
 
YEAH, GOTTA BE POSSIBLE TO CONVINCE HER SOMEHOW.
 
TRAIN THE KITTEN TO BE HER PERSONAL ASSASSIN, IF SOMEONE ANNOYS HER SHE POINTS AT THE PERSON AND THE KITTY SILENTLY KILLS THE TARGET. THE KITTEN CAN EVEN MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SUICIDE.
 
I MIGHT BE BORROWING THAT KITTY A LOT IN THAT CASE
 
TRAINING KITTIES TO BE ASSASSINS HAS JUST BEEN ADDED TO THE EVIL OVERLORDS PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION.
 
LIKE THE EVIL OVERLORD NEEDS MORE IDEAS.
 
THE EVIL OVERLORD ALWAYS NEEDS MORE IDEAS.
 
MAYBE HE ISN'T UP TO THE TASK?
 
STRIKES WHAT? A CHORD?
 
<SOUND OUT IN THE TUNE OF BEETHOVEN'S 5TH>

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HAS THIS GOT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE STORY TOLD BY HENRY ROLLINS ABOUT BUNBUN?
 
THE WHO AND THE WHAT NOW?
 
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