THIS IS THE CAPS LOCK THREAD

OBVIOUSLY NOT.

WATCHING A DOCO WHERE THE WOMAN PRESENTING LOVES BEING ON CAMERA. MORE OF HER THAN ANYTHING ELSE.....
 
IS IT LIKE ONE OF THOSE PORNOS WHERE THE CHICK WONT STOP LOOKING AT THE CAMERA?
 
I FIND THOSE IRRITATING, MAKES IT KINDA ANNOYING IF THEY ACKNOWLEDGE THE CAMERA, THEY SHOULD JUST ACT LIKE IT ISN'T THERE AND DO WHAT COMES NATURALLY.
 
THERES A 2 IN THERE?
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*RUNS AROUND, ARMS FLAILING*

RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

WAIT...WHY AM I PANICING?
 
SHEEP FLOCK MENTALITY, I WILL SAY NO MORE.
 
WELL APPARENTLY SOME ROYAL KID IN THE UK IS GETTING MARRIED.
 
REALLY? I DON'T TEND TO FOLLOW THESE THINGS.
 
WELL, THE TV STATIONS HERE DEEMED IT WARRANTED AN IMMEDIATE BULLETIN.

LIKE WE GIVE A SHIT!!!
 
WOW, THAT SUCKS, DON'T THEY ANYTHING BETTER TO REPORT ON?
 
APPARENTLY NOT. SLOW NEWS DAYS ARE BORING.
 
INDEED THEY ARE, SO SLOW THAT I HAVE BEEN INVESTIGATING THE COSTS OF IMPORTING A MUSCLE CAR FROM THE US.
 
EXCELLENT. A PRODUCTIVE WAY TO SPEND SOME TIME.
 
THERE ARE WORSE THINGS TO BE DOING LIKE WASTING TIME. SUCH AS MY PARENTS WHO HAVE SPENT THE LAST FEW HOURS WATCHING REALITY SHOWS AND THEN TELLING ME OF EVERY TWIST AND TURN.
 
THERE IS TOO MUCH REALITY IN THE WORLD. MORE FANTASY AND FUN IS NEEDED!!!
 
I HAVE A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH IN THE DRAWER IF THAT HELPS!
 
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