THIS IS THE CAPS LOCK THREAD

DO WE CARE? AS LONG AS THE OUTCOME IS ACHIEVED.
 
TO A DEGREE, YES.
 
AS LONG AS WE CAN PLANT OUR FLAG AND DECLARE TODAY VE DAY (VICTORY ON EARTH) IT WILL BE ACCEPTABLE.
 
OK, THEN AFTER THAT WE'RE GONNA DECLARE WAR ON REALITY SHOWS, IT'S TIME TO FINISH BIG BROTHER AND I'M A CELEBRITY FOREVER, GET THAT CRAP OFF MY TV SCREEN.
 
AGREED, STOP MAKING TV FOR CHAVS AND RETARDS (WAIT A MOMENT THATS THE SAME THING). I CALL DIBS ON BBC CONTROLLER. FIRST PRIORITY. THE LAUNCH OF THE DOCTOR WHO AND QI CHANNEL, ALONG WITH GRANTING A FULL SEASON TO SHERLOCK. THE BUDGETS FOR REALITY SHOWS WOULD EASILY COVER SOMETHING BETTER.
 
I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO PASS A BILL THAT FORCES MTV TO ACTUALLY SHOW MUSIC AGAIN AND DESTROY THEIR REALITY TV PROGRAMMING,
 
HOW MANY TIMES HAS BIG BROTHER ENDED ALREADY? IT'S LIKE THE SHOW THAT JUST WON'T DIE.

WE DEFINITELY NEED NEWSPAPER REFORM, I THINK. TABLOID NEWSPAPERS ARE MY ABSOLUTE PET PEEVE.

THE UK NEEDS TO PULL OUT OF EUROVISION, BECAUSE NO-ONE F*CKING CARES AND ALL IT'S DOING IS HARMING OUR NATIONAL SELF-ESTEEM.

ALSO, EDGIER PROGRAMMING PLEASE, BBC. CHANNEL 4 MAKES ALL THE BEST COMEDIES BECAUSE THEY'RE PREPARED TO GO THE EXTRA FOOT. SCREW ALL THE PEOPLE THREATENING TO GIVE UP THEIR LICENSE FEES. IF THEY REALLY MEAN THAT, THEN THEY'RE HUMOURLESS IDIOTS.
 
ACTUALLY I THINK THE BBC IS FAR BETTER THAN CHANNEL 4. BBC COMEDY ISN'T AS GOOD AS IT USED TO BE BUT THEY STILL MAKE FAR SUPERIOR SHOWS COMPARED TO THE OTHER CHANNELS DOCTOR WHO, QI, TOP GEAR, SHERLOCK, WONDERS OF THE UNIVERSE, HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU AND SO MANY OTHERS.
 
CHANNEL 4 HAS PEEP SHOW, THE RICKY GERVAIS SHOW (MOSTLY FEATURING THE LEGEND THAT IS KARL PILKINGTON, NOT RICKY GERVAIS, THANK GOD), THE IT CROWD, BIG FAT QUIZ OF THE YEAR, THE INBETWEENERS, ETC.

THE BBC PRODUCES SOME GOOD STUFF, BUT CHANNEL 4 IS JUST BETTER AT COMEDY. THE BBC JUST PAY IT TOO SAFE (WITH THE EXCEPTION OF LITTLE BRITAIN, OH GOD).

COMPARE PEEP SHOW TO THE MITCHELL AND WEBB LOOK, AND YOU'LL SEE WHAT I MEAN.
 
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THEN CAN WE DECLARE WAR ON 17+YEAR OLDS THAT STAY AT HOME WHILE THEIR PARENTS GO AWAY AND HAVE LOUD PARTIES. THREE NIGHTS IN A ROW?

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SIMPLE ONE, PHONE THE POLICE AND SAY "I THINK THERE ARE TERRORISTS NEXT DOOR TO ME. THEY KEEP TALKING ABOUT A BOMBING AND HAVE POSTERS OF BIN LADEN ON THEIR WALLS." POLICE ARRIVE, THEY GET TAKEN AWAY. ITS WIN-WIN. ALTHOUGH THERE MAY BE TROUBLE FURTHER DOWN THE LINE FOR YOU.
 
YEAH, I'M TRYING TO AVOID GETTING MYSELF LOCKED UP IN THEIR STEAD
 
WELL, I HAVEN'T CALLED THE TERRORIST HOTLINE IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN

AND ANOTHER THING - ROYAL WEDDING - FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - ELOPE AND SPARE US THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
ITS ON EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY OVER HERE. ALMOST AT THE POINT WHERE I'M READY TO RENOUNCE WEDDINGS. HOW CAN THEY PRODUCE SO MUCH OF THIS CRAP AND NOT THINK "WAIT A MINUTE, AREN'T WE DOING A BIT OF OVERKILL?"
 
FUCK, NOW I HAVE HICCUPS

NO MORE DAMN WEDDING! I VOTE WE BLOW UP THE CHURCH
 
FAIRLY SURE THAT WOULD GET US ON THE RADAR IF WE DID THAT... WAIT A SEC. THEY MAY ALREADY BE LISTENING ON TO US. ACT NATURAL. :whistle:
 
IF MI6 SEND 007 AFTER US BECAUSE OF YOUR ACTIONS, I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO KICK YOUR ARSE AFTER HE HAS DONE IT.
 
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BUT...BUT....I DIDN'T MEAN TO!

YOU GUYS WILL HAVE TO DISTRACT HIM!
 
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