Interrobang
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James May said:I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to stop you there, I hate to interrupt, but this is quite honestly the biggest load of limp-wristed twaddle I've ever heard in all my five weeks in television. These two... these two are not men, okay? This one, Richard Hammond, every morning, sticks his head in a bucket of hair product, right, he's got a dog, but it's a poodle. I don't know what you're laughing about, Clarkson, because you won't drink brown beer. And this is the man that says flatulence, 'Ooh, it's not funny,' when clearly it is! I am actually the only proper bloke on this programme.
Hammond (on arriving in heaven) said:I love that vision of just blasting through the gates, backwards, in a flaming Swedish supercar! Yes! I'm here! Where are the women?
Jeremy said:In the olden Days, I always got the Impression TVR build a Car, put it on sale and then found out how it handeld. Usually when on of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.
Hammond said:Well, have you met Jeremy Clarkson? Big tall Fellow. Curly Hair. Idiot. That?s your answer, really isn?t it.
Jeremy said:Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. It's like making a hard core adult film, and then editing it so that it can be shown in British hotels. You'd just end up with a sort of half hour close up of some bloke's sweaty face.
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