C'mon Top Gear, I can do 2:18 in that Bio-powered BMW, POWER!!!!
Phrase from the future:
JC: In our wisdom, we decided to use our naturally grown "petrol" the most economic & enviromentaly friendly way = GO RACING.
RH: That's right. We bought a "very green" 500hp BMW, fueled it up and joined 24H Endurance race at Silverstone, i think you can probably see, where this is going... (cut to the segment)
JC: Of course, being unskilled, mostly drunk middle aged men, we needed a coach & a leader. Some say: he stole mustache from Nigel Mansell, & that once, he made love to a Canadian", - all we know, he's called, The Stig.
May: I forgot me brush...
RH: Stop fiddling with airvents!
May: Pathetic Gearlever...
RH: If you don't stop, i'll smack you with it.