It seems that all my life's dreams came true! I was accepted to the Top Gear Consumer Panel!
I am over the moon!!
Yeah what the heck is this?
Welcome to the club, but I will attempt to bring you back from your extra lunar trajectory ..... actually, I think I can see you this evening, you have a slightly orange hue ... Oh no, that's Mars.
It has nothing to do with the TV program, it is just a consumer survey where they float lame ideas for Top Gear Branded crap that they can sell to children. I've done about 5 or 6 surveys. They are all very similar. What electronic devices do you use? How frequently do you use them? Would you buy some crappy iPad game with half-arsed graphics of The Stig driving a Koernigseeeeg through a supermarket car park? Which of these shitty Lego Sets appeals most to you? That sort of thing. I actually just did a survey this morning .... they were testing the waters for a "mobile device driving game" .... graphics looked cheap and nasty.
I have done all the surveys they have sent me and answered them in the same way ... with the words of Jeremy Clarkson (series 12 episode 7) ringing strongly in my ears ..... "Grandparents, if you've got grandchildren who like cars, what they like is cars, they don't like towels with car names written on them". Top Gear has become far worse than any of the car companies (they have ridiculed) when it comes to marketing rubbish branded by them. Honestly, I would much rather pay $1000 for a bottle of Bugatti branded eau de toilet than $5 for some shitty Top Gear app that occupies memory on my iPad. They are just doing market research for sub standard products ... discourage them at every opportunity .... or, do whatever you like ... don't feel pressured by a cynic like me.
Now, back to the telescope .... Mars is still at a very close approach and the skies here are clear tonight.