You know what they say about great minds...Bastard! You beat me to it! Although I was going down the "EW!!! He just scratched his bum and now look!"
another idea that I can't be bothered to make a demot for said:Things you'd be better off not knowing:
No. 47: Where James May's finger has just been.
Or "BAD TASTE On your back as well as in your mouth!"What about "Kids wash your hands before you bite your nails or you'll end up looking like this guy"
Or "BAD TASTE On your back as well as in your mouth!"
That's not the one you knitted for him is it? Thought not.
Anyone wanna own up 'cos surely no shop sells that jumper?
EDIT: Just noticed this thread is up to nearly 1/4 million views holy shit!
EDIT: And my next post will be my 2000th - hope I get inspired as I'd hate to mark that milestone with something really banal!
Sits back and waits for the inevitable comments about being banal, probably from some troll with a Sense of Humour Bypass.
Gotta be the latter. 'Tis quite hideous, indeed. I want Sarah to sneak into his wardrobe, steal it (and that one flowery shirt he has), and set it on fire. In a caravan. Attached to a Morris Marina.Has James gone blind? Or is he just a super good sport about things given to him?
He asked me today at the Toy Fair if I liked it When I hesitated he said "No I really want to know, it was expensive" So I replied, "Well, only you could pull it off."Am I the only one that likes James' uber-striped jumper?
I have a scarf to match it