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That American Girl

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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Easy, none.

As soon as a real, angry and pissed off bear showed up and roared at them, the entire crew who "support" Bear would run like hell.

Then the bear would eat him.


And then probably invited to "Dance with the Stars"...or...something....
 

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Is Bear Grylls the one who gave himself the seawater enema while he was 'surviving' on a raft in the middle of the ocean?
Because, eww. Really.
 

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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Bear Grylls could grill no amount of bears since Bear Grylls couldn't grill bears.
 

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^from what episode is that??
I think you mean the second picture, right?

I doubt it was actually in an episode since I can't remember that scene, but the writing on the left seat says "FCX Clarity" which was featured in 12x07. The three ladies were playing volleyball which "distracted" the cameraman apparently.
 

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This might work.


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