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Cracked up laughing the moment I saw this scene.
Just a minor cut/paste and it worked:

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EPIC FAIL!

That wasn't a reference to smoky fingers. They were pretending to have been in there taking cocaine, something advertising executives are reputed to do, hence why they were both rubbing their noses and sniffing.
 

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That wasn't a reference to smoky fingers. They were pretending to have been in there taking cocaine, something advertising executives are reputed to do, hence why they were both rubbing their noses and sniffing.

Yes, i got it, but have always wondered if that's just ad exec's excuse for being an annyong self-centred tw*t....;)
 

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Yes, i got it, but have always wondered if that's just ad exec's excuse for being an annyong self-centred tw*t....;)

Could be yes. I seem to manage it perfectly well without cocaine or any other artficial stimuli.

And no, I don't work in advertising, in spite of the high quality copy that I transmit through the medium of my keyboard to the interwebz for the delectation and delight of all you lovely peoples. And the miserablists here too in point of fact.
 

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But how can we be sure? For all we know, he could be sleeping in there :p

Edit: By any chance can someone isolate a medium res snapshot of the stig floating in the pool?
 
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But how can we be sure? For all we know, he could be sleeping in there :p

My understanding of his physiology engineering is that:

"If the helmet is in the forward and upright position, the eyes are open and forward-facing...."

from: The Stig Owner's Manual - i stole it while Andy & Jeremy were outside a pub having
a fag ;)
 
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My understanding of his physiology engineering is that:

"If the helmet is in the forward and upright position, the eyes are open and forward-facing...."

from: The Stig Owner's Manual - i stole it while Andy & Jeremy were outside a pub having
a fag ;)

I am worried about you. Should I write about this in the "You know you watch too much TG when..." topic :blink: ?
 

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I am worried about you. Should I write about this in the "You know you watch too much TG when..." topic :blink: ?

I dunno, is there a thread that says "You know you watch too much TG when ...you can bullshit as well as Jezza?" :p
Fear not, young'un, i will be fine as soon as the nurse brings my meds.....:?
 
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