As the brand new Top Gear website glides elegantly onto the net-o-web we?re saddened to report that the presenters won?t be around to see it. That?s because, after years of dodging the draft, they?ve been sent to Vietnam.
Fortunately, the war there ended 33 years ago so their mission is purely to make a jocular hour-long Top Gear special, rather than start shooting anyone in the face. Mind you, Jeremy?s there so you never know what might happen.
The precise details of their detail to South East Asia have to remain a secret for now but suffice to say they?re going to buy transport and undertake a road trip. Unfortunately their budget of several million Vietnamese Dong might sound massive but is in fact the square root of the sum of sod all in one of the most pricey car markets in the world.
News reaches Top Gear central command in London that they have now realised this and resorted to some rather more frugal - and buttock punishing - transport.
The boys will be back next week and presumably expecting some sort of traditional ?Nam vets ticker tape parade to welcome them home. Except that this is supposed to be a paperless office. So we?ll just have to throw some laptops at them.