I'd love to see someone edit together all of James's rants about the other two into a roast. XD "Those pathetic, lager-swilling, barbequeing, redneck... useless, scurvy... insufferable... big, daft..." Maybe a bit of Hammond thrown in... "You great, fat, balding, useless, hopeless, bandy-legged, bobble-haired, pointless, talentless, gutless, cowardly, witless lump of suede shoe-wearing, daft jean-wearing... <bleep>ing, feeble-minded..." Then just followed by Jeremy's "I knew you were going to say that." XD Would be cheaper to put on than a roast, certainly!
I'd prefer they focused on making Top Gear, really - save the best ribbing for the real deal.