Post contains spoilers, which are meaningless because this is fucking garbage.
T1 was good.
T2 was awful.
I'm hoping this is a good-bad-good trilogy.
Let me get this straight, the all-spark was needed to restart Cybertron that ended up on Earth, the Matrix which was even more powerful... landed on earth and now the most important thing for the Autobots is on the moon?
I'm sorry, is she
acting?
What nobody knows he saved the world... what the fuck??? T2 was all about the world hunting him down.
"What a gorgeous box" Am I supposed to read into that?
Wheres Mojo?
If you're friends with Optimus fucking Prime you don't need a job.
458!!!
How can they work in secret? T fucking 2 the world knows.
John Malkovich. :lol:
Why do Autobots have hair?
Buzz Aldrin... ok.
Bugatti type 35
Slimers a Decepticon?
I love Ken Jeung, but no.
Gay bathroom joke.. fine. To be honest i've lost the will to live watching this.
"I have a girlfriend"
"Whats her name?"
"..... Innndia." :lol:
Ugh Bumble got riced.
"That means goodbye" :lol:
When Dutch snapped. :lol:
The Suburbans were cool.
Ironhide was cool too.
FFS Mexican standoff... just went it gets acceptable, Bay fucks me.
Whoa didnt expect that.
So the universe is fucked and Sam goes to bang the new chick, eh
ok.
Sam graduated college? He was there a year?
Oh shit, shooting Lincoln, wish i watched this in an American cinema.
Ugh the SLS was so fucking obvious.
Threatening to Twitter it. :lol:
A British Autobot.
They said exile from America, not the world... although I forget America is the world.
He's like Professor X.
and theres your helicopter sunset.
Oh great all I need, Tyrese.
"Like I said we huuuuungry."
Optimus fires bullets,
fine.
Bumble's so-so at flying. :lol:
Them Impalas are badass.
"Jump out the window!!!" What a fucking bright idea.
"Why do the Deceptacons always get the good shit?" Good point.
The building sequence was kinda awesome.
Ok she knows how to shout "SSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM" too, I guess she watched Megan Fox.
Optimus is a fucking awesome.
"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!!"
Bumble took his head off.
Doucheemel loves sliding 'n shooting.
They activated the transporter about 3 days ago... wheres Cybertron?
Cybertron would throw our solar system out of orbit, but
ok Bay.
FFS Sam rocket the sentinel. They've had the rocket launcher for about 8 weeks.
About time you killed Megatron.
FFS Optimus shotgun.
Theres still 188+ Deceptacons around the earth.
"I love you."
"I love you"
Rating Fuck you/10.
If you want me, i'll be in robot heaven.