VW News Combo: Volkswagen wants to buy Alfa-Romeo and recruits Mr Opel

Nein we will have reliable and emotionally sanitized Alfas with a slight tendency to spontaneously run over groups of communists.

Don't think so - they'll have to end in suicide followed by immolation.

At least the dealership tow trucks and service appointments will run on time. :p
 
So now we'll have VAG products that not only have electrics that don't work, they'll randomly burst into flames with twice the former amount of parts falling off? Plus they'll have satnavs that only go to Poland and Ethiopia, I suppose.

And wait till VW buys Jaguar. :p
 
Alfa will change sides and start fighting Volkswagen half way through their partnership, too
 
And wait till VW buys Jaguar. :p

They''ll try, but thanks to a battle with Jaguar shareholders they won't be able to obtain a controlling interest. Eventually they'll give up and try to acquire Lada instead.
 
I think Jaguar would fit the VW lineup. So far they only have Audi and Porsche in that market. More conflicting brands the better right?
 
alfa TDI

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a golf with an alfa V6 on the other hand :woot:
 
Because something similar happened;
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OMG it is an Alfa. It has spirit and soul and must be the best handling car of all time!!!1one
 
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