Weird Dreams Thread

RdKetchup

Snow Mexican Surender Monkey
DONOR
Joined
Feb 18, 2007
Messages
4,713
Location
Montreal, Qc, Canada
Car(s)
FoRS, Japanese touring triple
I had the "shit I have an exam today for which I didn't study" nightmare for 10 fucking years after graduating. Glad I hadn't had it a while.
I had a variation on that dream last night.

I was realizing I hadn't attended a French class in many semesters, and I would fail my degree because of this.

It took me a few minutes after waking up to convince myself it wasn't real.

I graduated 18 years ago!
 

MWF

Now needs wood
Joined
May 29, 2008
Messages
28,207
Location
MWF HQ, Ukadia
Car(s)
MX-5 1.8i Indiana SE, update pending
A few nights ago I dreamt that I woke up one morning and went to the bathroom, got livid because the brand new tube of toothpaste I'd bought two days before was now almost empty then while peeing discovered I'd grown a third testicle.

Which turned out after some emergency surgery to be a plum stone I'd accidentally swallowed weeks before which had somehow defied the rules of anatomy and made its way into my scrotum.
 

Momentum57

worships the 2010 Prius like a god
Joined
Aug 26, 2005
Messages
2,924
Location
Denver, CO
Car(s)
It's A HONDA! Clarity Plug In Electric
I had this dream that made me angry when I woke up. I was in a mall, in a cosmetics store, not lush, more sephora. I found some face scrub go to the counter and look around for the cashier. Young girl comes to the counter scans the item, I hand her my card. 'It doesn't work' ok hand her another card 'we don't except debt' it's not a debit card 'she turns back to the register then back to me 'yep doesn't work' I pull out my wallet again which is bulging will loose money (I rarely carry cash) 'we don't accept cash'. I laugh at the predicament and my teenage tormentor is irritated. She ask 'so do you want me to put this away for you or can't you do that yourself' I'm on the phone calling for my boyfriend to come with his wallet and buy it so I can show up this little mean girl wannabe....

Someones hurting from underlying rejection issues.

 

DanRoM

Forum Addict
Joined
Feb 27, 2009
Messages
8,400
Location
Ruhr Area, Germany
Car(s)
MX-5 ND, Tracer 900 GT & two bikes
The Corona virus causes weird dreams - well, the fear of it does.

I just dreamt about some "Game of Thrones"-type dark age drama with two factions within the "royal" circles fighting over the crippled crown prince (hello, Bran Stark) while their whole world was threatened by some mystical thing coming nearer and nearer (representing the virus).
At some point open fighting broke out and the horse carriage in which the prince was being kidnapped by the "evil" faction was taken out in an ambush. Cue them changing into the nearest other vehicle standing around at the scene, and the attackers chasing them around town. But now it wasn't horse carriages and antique weapons anymore, but it turned into a car chase Opel Omega vs. VW Passat (yes, specifically - that car also lost a whole rear wheel but was able to keep chasing). While the characters were still wearing their dark age clothing. And it took place near Leavenworth prison, but clearly in a residential area of a big city 20th century style (I have no idea where Leavenworth actually is, but the name was mentioned). And after the good guys managed to take a shortcut over a lawn area and ram a parked car into the path of the chased car (cue crash), a shootout with automatic wepaons happened, with me seeing things through the eyes of the good guy driver who was shooting at the trapped bad guy driver with a harpoon gun. But the bolt got stuck halfway through the windshield and her startled face was the last thing I saw before I woke up.

I'm not sure, but I think the dream might have been in English even.

Weeeeeiiiird shit. Now it's still only 4:25 am, but I wanted to write this up before I inevitable forget about it in the morning. :D
 

DanRoM

Forum Addict
Joined
Feb 27, 2009
Messages
8,400
Location
Ruhr Area, Germany
Car(s)
MX-5 ND, Tracer 900 GT & two bikes
You didn't watch 18x03 recently by any chance, did you? :mrgreen:
No I didn't.

But I forgot to include one detail. The existential threat to that world in my dream? It was some kind of horror-movie black smoke with thorns that came creeping up from the "underworld" over the (literal) edges of the world and continued inwards... yeah.
 

Eye-Q

Forum Addict
DONOR
Joined
Feb 17, 2007
Messages
5,480
Location
Hamburg, Autobahnland
Car(s)
None anymore...
Tonight's dream wasn't overly weird, but still...

I was at some company which had a building on a hill above a river, about 20 Metres above the river. The front to the river was pretty much all glass. Suddenly there were massive water waves which reached the building. Everybody tried to fend off the waves with wooden pallets while trying to spot the reason of the waves until someone found it: there was a massive sperm whale in the river which was surprising since it was bigger than the locks between the river and the ocean. We shooed the whale in the direction of the ocean, but there was a labyrinth of canals where the whale got stuck so we had to cool it down and "lubricate" it with garden hoses so it would fit through the tight corners of the labyrinth. Additionally, there were three baby whales and two dolphins trying to escape to the ocean as well.

Then I woke up so I don't know if the whale was saved. :(
 

Redliner

Y'all got any lamps?
Joined
May 19, 2005
Messages
22,839
Location
Lamp
Car(s)
I don't drive, I fly.
Nature is coming back to Germany's rivers?
 

GRtak

Forum Addict
Joined
Sep 6, 2008
Messages
20,133
Location
Michigan USA
I had a dream about my high school auto-shop teacher. We talked about things that have come to be in the automotive world since I was in school. Compound supercharging, hybrids, EVs, 10 speed automatic transmissions, radiators with shutters and much more. He was most impressed by neon lights.... that is when I woke up.
 

DanRoM

Forum Addict
Joined
Feb 27, 2009
Messages
8,400
Location
Ruhr Area, Germany
Car(s)
MX-5 ND, Tracer 900 GT & two bikes
After waking up early this morning, I fell asleep again.... and dreamt that I was racing in kind of a track school or something, because while the POV was from me in the driver's seat, the audio track was the commentary from some kind of race driving teacher. And it wasn't race cars, but normal road cars, in my case my first car (VW Passat). Or a more powerful version of it, because I was even overtaking other cars... :LOL: And weird for a dream, the track was consistent from lap to lap, so no random changes.
 
Top