Weird Dreams Thread

I didn't realize what thread this was and figured this was a real occurrence, until I read the last line. I could see someone simping for the overlords.

The Over(land)lords!
 
Had a dream last night involving a trip to McDonalds to have their deconstructed Big Mac, basically an American equivalent to a döner plate - two strips of beef on salad.

I don't actually have a desire to go there and eat 'healthily'. :LOL:
 
I ruined my car by working on the rear wheels, putting them back on, forgetting to screw the nuts back on, and driving off, resulting in the obvious. I thought it was a dream. Then I woke up and found out it wasn't and tried to somehow remedy my fuck-up.
A few hours of black comedy later, I woke up.

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Lofst of brownie
 
Lofst of brownie


Umm, I vaguely remember ordering a big box of brownie mix and getting a much bigger bag. It was delivered very quickly, and I couldn't make them fast enough. I even tried giving them to a homeless shelter.

That is all I remember.
 
I was watching a fitness YouTuber compete in something very similar to "American Ninja Warrior", and the commenters had the following dialogue:
"-She's pulling a Mexican.
-What do you mean?
-She's coming in third.
-Mexican?
-Yeah. When there's a gangbang, the white guys cum first, and the mexican gets the sloppy seconds, or in this case, thirds. She's coming in third. Get it?
-Dude, that's so wrong and racist.
-I didn't made it up, don't blame me"


Yes, my dream was in English. I don't know why.

WTF, brain.
 
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Another one!

For some reason "Mission Impossible" is now a TV show, and it is similar to Patriot, and that means we get to see Ethan Hunt deal with the trauma of being a spy that does things and kills people.
In this particular episode, we see him at a dinner, talking to a brunette, when he suddenly starts fighting her and at some point he grabs her head and keeps it underwater in a bathtub, and a voiceover starts:
"I shouldn't be fighting the agency director's daughter, but she should have recognized the knot I used on this roasted chicken."
The camera zooms on the water and the bubbles coming to the surface, and is transitions to a close-up of a pan where someone is cooking beef strogonoff. Chopped chives rain down, just little bright green rings.
Those bright green rings transition into someone's green curly hair. That person is floating in the ocean alongside Ethan Hunt, clearly the person is dead and Ethan is very upset.
In a flashback, they're both sitting in a porch, talking about quitting the spy life, but Tom Cruise's face looks like Goofy, with a snout and protruding teeth, his eyes neon green and his hair parted in the middle.
In the background, a country songs plays:
"Let me tell you boy/that dog sure wasn't picky"
 
Been a little under the weather the last few days, so I had a few fever dreams.


First one was about remolding the house. This included turning the whole house 90 degrees and adding a carousel on the roof. I also added a bunch of solar panels so it was powered by the sun.


Next dream has me taking a job as a restaurant consultant for a sit down type chain. The staff was a variety of actors, including Lewis Black as the manager, and Paul Sorvino was the head chef. The payoff came while I was giving my report at the end of what was a delightful experience observing these people working. Imagine a dark boardroom with everyone in shadows, but you vaguely recognize their voices. At one point I ask if one of them was a former politician from the U.K., and they all chuckled. I ask, "Is that Boris Johnson"? I hear what is now clearly him respond with "You are here to answer our questions!"and as he broke out into a rambling tirade, a spotlight was put on me as he pressed several accusations against me and the staff. Then they suddenly jumped up and it was like a cross between the 3 Stooges and Benny Hill as they ran out of the building. Lewis Black came up and stood next to me and said, "See, I told you that they were nuts!"



And lastly, I was at a friend's house where I lived for about a year a long time ago. I was there to watch the house while he was away on vacation. The only thing out of place on the surface was a lady that was knitting and watching TV in the back room. Then the phone rang. I was familiar with the guy calling, but I just told him X wasn't available, and I would give him a message. He didn't like that and demanded to talk to him immediately. I just said, too bad, so sad, and hung up. The lady came out and said she would be back in a few days and left. After a while, there was a knock at the door and I woke up.
 
First one was about remolding the house. This included turning the whole house 90 degrees and adding a carousel on the roof. I also added a bunch of solar panels so it was powered by the sun.
This sounds like something Mark Rober would do.
 
Another one!
I dreamed @Dr_Grip, @Brotan and I went to check out a FIAT Uno, since I was looking for a car. It was the dullest color imaginable, very Suomi-spec but looked good, with a 1.6 engine.
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We all get in the car and start a test-drive. It drives as expected, but suddenly the whole affair turns into a gameshow where we get to keep the car if we manage to outrun 5 police cars (Crown Victorias) that are chasing us.
The road looks like a rally stage, with dirt and gravel, and @Dr_Grip, on the passenger seat, tells me "Those cop cars just have torque, but we can outrun them in the corners. Floor it." @Brotan is on the backseat: "I'll seat in the middle to help with weight distribution".
Sadly, Thomas woke me up, asking for food.
 
Had a dream I was staying at somebody’s new but large house. One evening I went into the basement and it was large. So much so it felt multi story in height and I ended up walking around a bit. I found a cat near the wall and ended up carrying it on my shoulder like a little kid. I went in search of cat food as I was holding the bowl in my other hand. I kept walking in the basement looking for a way out. Instead every corner I took, i felt trapped with no exit. I started hearing noises far away and I started to panic about it. Eventually it got so bad I woke up and my heart was beating so fast and I was also in a panic about the possibly of getting lost forever in the damp basement.

23:300-1:00 sleep time tonight so far. Thanks nightmare.
 
Had a dream I was staying at somebody’s new but large house. One evening I went into the basement and it was large. So much so it felt multi story in height and I ended up walking around a bit. I found a cat near the wall and ended up carrying it on my shoulder like a little kid. I went in search of cat food as I was holding the bowl in my other hand. I kept walking in the basement looking for a way out. Instead every corner I took, i felt trapped with no exit. I started hearing noises far away and I started to panic about it. Eventually it got so bad I woke up and my heart was beating so fast and I was also in a panic about the possibly of getting lost forever in the damp basement.

23:300-1:00 sleep time tonight so far. Thanks nightmare.
You entered the backrooms in your dream. It was just the dream though, or was it?

More interesting than mine from the other morning. I dreamt I was brushing my teeth and spat out, then woke up to found that I had spat on my arm. Lovely.
 
I dreamed "my company" sent me to Brazil and booked me a rental, a yellow Lotus Eletre, but it was raining so the chargers were not working. I rented an Escort RS 2000 Mk2, which had a steering wheel on the left, but pedals on the right and terrible brakes.
 
Escort RS 2000 Mk2, which had a steering wheel on the left, but pedals on the right and terrible brakes.
Sounds like a normal Escort to me. :LOL:
 
Lorne Michaels from SNL was trying to get me to buy what was in a box without telling me what was in the box or what it cost. He kept telling me, it will change your life, and all the kids will want one. Pete Davidson walked in at some point, said I got you bro, and started telling him he wasn't allowed to scam new employees or guests.

After they left, I realized he left the box. I was going to open it, but someone came in, stopped me and took the box away.
 
Someone gave me a brand new Porsche 911 GT3RS, in purple, of course.
I went to pick it up and the salesman warned me: "It's a GT3RS, so be careful. Steering is very quick, with only 1 turn lock-to-lock. Also, it's naturally aspirated, so throttle response is instantaneous."
I get in, fire it up and leave the dealership. On the first turn, I can't avoid wheelspin, so I just slide around it, narrowly avoiding a parked truck. I feel the rear end touched the truck's bumper so I stop and inspect the car and I notice there's a crack in the right rear light. I go back to the dealership and he tells me "You were lucky. No damage apart from the rear light, and we can replace it for you in about 15 minutes, but it costs €10.000 plus labor."
 
I just woke up from this dream a few minutes ago.

I was looking at buying a 20 passenger bus and for some reason I had my dog with me. We checked it out and went for a test drive. The dog wanted to go out, so I took her for a walk. When we came back to the bus, a duck had moved in and setup house. My dog curled up with the duck and refused to leave. I could not get close to the duck and returned to the bus owner's house hoping he could or would help. He is more than a little upset at the situation. I was finally able to get my dog, but the duck kicked our asses. We broke down and called the DNR for help. They said that the bus had to go back to where the duck was picked up and remain there until it decided to leave. The owner was demanding to get paid before the bus was moved.

I don't remember what happened after that.
 
Ringmeet is happening and @Adrian arrives in a Pagani Huayra.
Everyone is wondering how he could afford it, when @thomas says "His Tesla flipping sidegig is going great. Also, this car has a salvage title and was the cheapest Huayra for sale in Europe."
 
Well, I had a pretty anticlimactic zombie themed dream: while the zombies were the usual "we just care about brains"-types, only not the slow ones but speedy like normal people, the not-yet-zombies only were united only briefly. They started bickering about their animosities against each others, making their defense pretty ineffective. For example the punker girlies briefly worked together well, but before long they would just argue about who the better punk band was, rendering their defense very weak. Families would bicker about who the brightest of their kids was, neighbours about their usual animosities against each other. In short, the zombies had a field trip and the usual zombie movie "non-zombies united in peace" was very short-lived... 😬
 
Well, I had a pretty anticlimactic zombie themed dream: while the zombies were the usual "we just care about brains"-types, only not the slow ones but speedy like normal people, the not-yet-zombies only were united only briefly. They started bickering about their animosities against each others, making their defense pretty ineffective. For example the punker girlies briefly worked together well, but before long they would just argue about who the better punk band was, rendering their defense very weak. Families would bicker about who the brightest of their kids was, neighbours about their usual animosities against each other. In short, the zombies had a field trip and the usual zombie movie "non-zombies united in peace" was very short-lived... 😬
Those are the Dan O'Bannon Return of the Living Dead Zombies
 
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