What did you GET this christmas?

I got:
-2 porny books (yay for porn that doesn't look like porn from the outside! :shifty:)
-a beetle book because I am a beetletard
-purple 16gig ipod nano \o/ (I have not had a real mp3 player for like a month. It is maddening.)
-cozypants
-comfysocks
-odd candies
-a totoro full of monies, amounting to 100$ \o/
 
... Not what I wanted.

I got: a single purple ralph lauren thermal shirt
instead of what I asked for:
Delta Tau Delta letter shirts and hoodie

I got: Fossil watch, ok I guess
instead of what I asked for:
Skagen Watch

I got:
My dad being a douchebag and saying that I can't have my own, personal, desktop that I paid for because I don't need "more gadgets and toys" at college.
Don't really understand that, he's essentially saying that I can't have a piece of MY property.
 
^ You can have a damn lot worse christmas than not getting the presents you wanted. Just understand that.
 
It's really interesting to see how much money some people blow on presents......and how unthankful some people are :)
 
Got these bad boys... Nike CCI Forged Irons

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Also some money, an Izod cardigan, Geoffrey Beene sweater vest and Geoffrey Beene handkerchiefs, a Kangol driving cap, Starbucks to go mug, but greatest of all, an all white sport coat (I'm obsessed with the 1980s)

I can't wait to wear that out on the town.
 
I got some coal... which is good, because I was thinking about having a winter barbeque - now I can! :D
 
Lol Spectre, #gear topic:

Topic is 'www.FinalGear.com | NO SPOILERS!| ENGLISH ONLY | Happy Holidays, may all your stockings be filled with coal.'
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Spectre said:
I got some coal... which is good, because I was thinking about having a winter barbeque - now I can! :D
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That's what Santa brings to Texans when they want to secede :p
 
So...santa is recruiting for the Secession Movement, then? I knew it!
 
Yeah... other people are disappointed when they get coal. Texans just have a barbecue instead; therefore coal is desirable here. :D
 
Some cheeky fuck bought me a BLANKET. They pulled that same stunt two years ago as well, which was alright then, but not alright now BECAUSE I STILL HAVE THE BLANKET FROM THE FIRST TIME AROUND DAMMIT.

My dad bought me a six-pack. A mediocre six-pack at that. (Leinenkugel's Sunset Wheat if you're familiar with such matters - which is our bread-and-butter by-the-case beer)

... Yeah. That's it. Nothing else. Total cash take: $0.

All from family. Nothing from friends or significant others. Apparently "Give me cash, I'm trying to buy a car." equates to "Give me nothing" in this economy.

Except for the one girl who "would get me something, but [she's] converting to Judaism and can't do the Christmas thing" - I don't even know what the hell to make of that.
 
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-Motorola Z9
-Clothes
 
ahpadt said:
^ You can have a damn lot worse christmas than not getting the presents you wanted. Just understand that.
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Oh I certainly do, but if I'm going to get presents I'd rather them get me less of what I want than more of what I don't.
 
My mom once asked me what movies I want because she wanted to get me a few. So, I have her a 2-column single spaced 12pt full page list of ideas. What does she do? She walks into the store, walks up to the "Movie Hits!" shelf, looks at the list and basically thinks "I couldn't be bothered looking for any of the movies on this list, even the first one...surely his list is full of 'Movie Hits' anyways...I'm sure it'll be fine.

Christmas morning, I open the package to find..."Cruel intentions."

*facepalm*
 
NecroJoe said:
My mom once asked me what movies I want because she wanted to get me a few. So, I have her a 2-column single spaced 12pt full page list of ideas. What does she do? She walks into the store, walks up to the "Movie Hits!" shelf, looks at the list and basically thinks "I couldn't be bothered looking for any of the movies on this list, even the first one...surely his list is full of 'Movie Hits' anyways...I'm sure it'll be fine.

Christmas morning, I open the package to find..."Cruel intentions."

*facepalm*
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This is part of why I only give (and request) cards this time of year.
 
elzinco said:
my parents are so stupid... They bought me a brand new porsche 911 turbo when i said i wanted a GT3... God dam it all my friends are gonna laugh when they see me driving in it
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:cry: < this is coco's envious face.

All I ever want from Santa is a Porsche and some snow. That's it. Never happens.

{ sigh }


I got some chocolates, some pink and purple golf balls, some money, a handful of cutesy knick-knacks, some pink bunny slippers, some clothes, a ring...

And a camera! I <3 the camera. I've needed a new little "blackmail camera" to stick in my purse for quite some time. 12 MP of you-forgot-to-trim-your-nose-hair-today detail, yay!
 
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^ you can drive my chubby slow 911 :3
 
Let's have a rundown of the haul:

(DVD)

* Home Alone 1, 2: Lost In New York, 3 and 4 boxet (always liked Home Alone)
* Father Ted: A Christmassy Ted (stocking-filler)
* Dylan Moran: The Whole Collected Thing (he's an Irish comedian)
* James May's Big Ideas Vol 1, 2 and 3 (that other block off Top Gear doing his own = Win)
* Wallace & Gromit 20th Anniversary (all four short films, not including The Curse of The Ware-Rabbit)
* The Complete Series of Friends (80 hours of Chandler, Joey, Ross, Monica, Pheobe and Rachel across 40 discs)

(Boooooooooook)

* The Big Book of Top Gear 2010
* Top Gear Annual 2010
* Amazing and Extrodinary Railway Facts
* Farewell to Steam
* Richard Hammond: Or is that just me?
* Christmas 2009 Edition of Nintendo Official Magazine (aye a magazine!)

(Games)

* Sonic Rush Adventure (DS)

(Hats)

* Official Formula 1 baseball cap
* Belfast Tall Ships 2009 baseball cap (why not as the event I went to was a total washout)
* Guy Laroche Homme wolly hat
* Thinsulate wolly hat (I can never have enough hats)

(Misc)

* Socks (the first thing I opened XD)
* Lots of deoderant
* Lots of Eau de Toilette aftershave

Oh and Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without some Toblerone! :D
 
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