Some cheeky fuck bought me a BLANKET. They pulled that same stunt two years ago as well, which was alright then, but not alright now BECAUSE I STILL HAVE THE BLANKET FROM THE FIRST TIME AROUND DAMMIT.
My dad bought me a six-pack. A mediocre six-pack at that. (Leinenkugel's Sunset Wheat if you're familiar with such matters - which is our bread-and-butter by-the-case beer)
... Yeah. That's it. Nothing else. Total cash take: $0.
All from family. Nothing from friends or significant others. Apparently "Give me cash, I'm trying to buy a car." equates to "Give me nothing" in this economy.
Except for the one girl who "would get me something, but [she's] converting to Judaism and can't do the Christmas thing" - I don't even know what the hell to make of that.