What?s the difference between Amy Winehouse...

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

...and Amy Winehouse jokes?
The jokes will get old.

(Post your sick Amy Winehouse jokes here and offend the general forum population.)

 

[MWF]

Or we could just go to Sickipedia and read them for ourselves?

 

[WillDAQ]

That list in full... http://www.sickipedia.org/subcategory/view/452

Probable winner in the lack of taste category:

Spoiler

Amy Winehouse approaches the gates of Heaven and is at the back of a massive queue of people. St. Peter sees her and beckons her to the front. "Am I getting special treatment because of my fame?" she asks. St. Peter replies, "No, we're still waiting for a Norwegian translator for this lot!"

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

That list in full...

...is very short

 

[Cold Fussion]

Elton John will perform at Amy Winehouse's funeral with a beautiful rendition of Candle Under The Spoon.

This one is golden.

 

[MWF]

Doesn't scan properly.

Unlike his Mother Teresa tribute. "Sandals in the Bin"

 

[WillDAQ]

...is very short

119 pages not enough for you?

 

[WillDAQ]

This one is golden.

Original:

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

119 pages not enough for you?

I completely missed that! And in other news, my palms are very hairy