James May: What would happen if James May and Jay Leno had a baby?

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Now you know.
 

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OMG...

would the baby be called Jay Lay aswell?
 

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What was on the list of things to do before you got down to "Draw what James May and Jay Leno's love child would look like"

but never the less a very good drawing!!
 

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I didn't draw it, I just found it on the Internet.
 

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I can't sleep ever again after seeing that picture, it just wonders in my mind :S That is odd.
 

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well, interesting...

But even more nurturing question is - What would it be, if Jezza and erm, lets say, Keira had their kid? Any appearance suggestions? :D

I think it would look alot like a flying pig.
 

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I read the thread title and immediately said out loud "I would throw up".

Does that count as an answer?
 

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well, interesting...

But even more nurturing question is - What would it be, if Jezza and erm, lets say, Keira had their kid? Any appearance suggestions? :D

Clarkson + Keira Knightley = baby with flat chest but large gut
 

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great sketch but i honestly don't happen or to quote one of my fave films "the skies will open, Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"
 

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What would happen if James May and Jay Leno had a baby?

He would be the first kid in 80 years to do their driving test in a steam powered car.

His teachers and doctors would think he was developmentally challenged... until they met his "mother". (You just know James isn't going to be the man in that relationship)

Four words: High School Fashion Nightmare
 

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I am doing my damndest not to laugh.

In other news: The Jezza/Keira lovechild is just all sorts of creepy.
 
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