I'm Richard Hammond's height (quite short, only about 5foot 4 inches), and I am very competitive, in pretty much everything.
I share Clarkson's political views, including the disdain for the environment, and his love for torturing Hammond about his teeth.
But I think I'm mostly a short, Republican, James May, because I'm very technical, I am a musician, and I love anything quirky or just plain interesting--I do not like cats, however.