Woman says she became pregnant after watching porn in 3D [via joke site]

MacGuffin said:
You know... in any other country I would consider that a late April fool's joke...

But in case of the USA, I believe it. Not that she conceived a child during a porn movie, but that it works as an excuse for her.

It may be a fake story but to me it sounds 100 % believable, because their is some weird stuff going on with Americans and sexuality, or rather sexual education :p

It might be a result of home schooling by a mother, who mysteriously has 11 childs for no reason whatsoever, because everyone knows, that you cannot get pregnant at full moon :lol:
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A GERMAN postman has "married" his obese and asthmatic cat, saying he wanted to tie the knot before his pet died.

"Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time, and she has always slept in my bed," single Uwe Mitzscherlich, 39, told Bild newspaper.

"Our hearts beat as one - it's unique!"

Because marrying an animal is illegal, Mitzscherlich, from Possendorf, in eastern Germany, paid ?300 ($428) for a television actress to play officiator in the ceremony, while his twin brother, Erik, served as witness.

The happy couple dressed up for the occasion - Mitzscherlich in a wedding suit and top hat and 15-year-old Cecilia, who loudly meowed her way through the exchanging of vows, in a white dress.
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Found by Doctor Blade
 
In the USA the news wouldn't stop there. It would say that the cat is now pregnant from him :p
 
MacGuffin said:
In the USA the news wouldn't stop there. It would say that the cat is now pregnant from him :p
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Nah, even the craziest Christians here are against bestiality. I think the major religion over in Germany (Hoffism) maybe a bit more loose.
 
argatoga said:
Nah, even the craziest Christians here are against bestiality.
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Didn't we just accomplish, that in America you don't need to have sexual intercourse to get pregnant? :D
 
MacGuffin said:
Didn't we just accomplish, that in America you don't need to have sexual intercourse to get pregnant? :D
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Didn't we just accomplish, that in Germany they don't quite understand that "getting some pussy" is not actually referring to cats? :p
 
2Billion said:
Didn't we just accomplish, that in Germany they don't quite understand that "getting some pussy" is not actually referring to cats? :p
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Well there is a german word that means pussy as well as pussy ... so no you did'nt accomplish anything today, sorry

Grettings
Michael
ruining one joke at a time - as expected of ze german
 
I don't know about 3D porn, but I think one of Huxley's feelies would be quite usefull
 
I'm calling bullshit, it just isn't believable.
 
jasonof2000 said:
I'm calling bullshit, it just isn't believable.
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From the first page of the thread.

Dr_Grip said:
A little research (as in "putting the headline into google") reveals that the source for this news item seems to be the Brazilian aequivalent of The Onion (their catchphrase is "The Newspaper exempt from truth"). :-(

Too bad.
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I hate satire publications.

Are they trying to be funny?
 
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No they are funny.
 
Facepalm
 
Just don't go unearthing anything. Please.
 
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