Would You Rather?

ashspet

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great sex is great sex and is hard to find, awkard sex can be found everywhere

Would you rather be a little too tall, or a little too short
 

Lightning Count

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I'm already tall at 6'4 and I like being big, so I'll stay that way.

Would you rather be anorexically skinny or slightly overweight?
 
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spicysaurus

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Bring on the chub! I find skinny to be totally gross.

Would you rather be unable to eat your favorite food, or unable to drink alcohol?
 

Lightning Count

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Unable to drink, I like my food more than booze.

Would you rather be deaf or unable to speak?
 

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I'd rather be unable to speak. I could still listen to people and hear what they have to say, I also think it could be good for me to talk less and listen more. Plus, I don't know if I could live with never listening to my favourite sounds such as the music of Aphex Twin.

Would you rather heat up those leftovers or eat them cold?
 

ashspet

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Heat 'em up - it's chinese food

Would you rather be sporty or clever?
 

Lightning Count

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Clever, I can always improve my fitness if need be.

Would rather have Curry or Pasta??
 

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Pasta. I love me some carbs!

Would you rather be honest and get in trouble or lie and have to constantly cover for yourself?
 

RaptorJesus

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Lie, I am a master of deception.

Would you rather fuck a merperson with a human top and fish bottom, or fish top but human bottom? Assume you have no other boning options available.
 

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Human top, fish bottom, God only knows how thaty would work though.

Would you rather have a Ferrari or Lamborghini?
 

ashspet

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Fezza. Lambos have that angular thing going on.

Would you rather have an Alfa or Suby?
 

Lightning Count

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Alfa, you can't be a true petrolhead til you've owned one.

Would you rather become a vegetarian or give up your favourite drink?
 

ashspet

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Favourite drink. No more Dry Ginger for me. :sad:

Would you rather be a jockey or luger?
 

Lightning Count

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Luger, more exciting.

Would you rather Ski or snowboard?
 

ashspet

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ski. I'm not good at the other. Spend my time on my arse or face planting.

Would you rather have a back massage or foot massage?
 

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High five a dinosaur, don't like sharks really.

Would you rather go back in time and fuck cavemen, or go forward in time and fuck robots?
 

ashspet

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Robots, most cavemen relationships would be considered rape

Would you rather go see a really funny play or a tear jerker chick flick?
 

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Funny play, but this is Sophies choice as either are unnacceptable in my mind. i only like the shitty rom-coms.

Would you rather look like the Brawny lumberjack or Mr. Clean?

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Mr Clean. Means I don't have to.

Would you rather be on the top or bottom?
 
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