Would You Rather?

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Would you rather be a little too tall, or a little too short
 
I'm already tall at 6'4 and I like being big, so I'll stay that way.

Would you rather be anorexically skinny or slightly overweight?
 
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Bring on the chub! I find skinny to be totally gross.

Would you rather be unable to eat your favorite food, or unable to drink alcohol?
 
Unable to drink, I like my food more than booze.

Would you rather be deaf or unable to speak?
 
I'd rather be unable to speak. I could still listen to people and hear what they have to say, I also think it could be good for me to talk less and listen more. Plus, I don't know if I could live with never listening to my favourite sounds such as the music of Aphex Twin.

Would you rather heat up those leftovers or eat them cold?
 
Heat 'em up - it's chinese food

Would you rather be sporty or clever?
 
Clever, I can always improve my fitness if need be.

Would rather have Curry or Pasta??
 
Pasta. I love me some carbs!

Would you rather be honest and get in trouble or lie and have to constantly cover for yourself?
 
Lie, I am a master of deception.

Would you rather fuck a merperson with a human top and fish bottom, or fish top but human bottom? Assume you have no other boning options available.
 
Human top, fish bottom, God only knows how thaty would work though.

Would you rather have a Ferrari or Lamborghini?
 
Fezza. Lambos have that angular thing going on.

Would you rather have an Alfa or Suby?
 
Alfa, you can't be a true petrolhead til you've owned one.

Would you rather become a vegetarian or give up your favourite drink?
 
Favourite drink. No more Dry Ginger for me. :sad:

Would you rather be a jockey or luger?
 
Luger, more exciting.

Would you rather Ski or snowboard?
 
ski. I'm not good at the other. Spend my time on my arse or face planting.

Would you rather have a back massage or foot massage?
 
High five a dinosaur, don't like sharks really.

Would you rather go back in time and fuck cavemen, or go forward in time and fuck robots?
 
Robots, most cavemen relationships would be considered rape

Would you rather go see a really funny play or a tear jerker chick flick?
 
Funny play, but this is Sophies choice as either are unnacceptable in my mind. i only like the shitty rom-coms.

Would you rather look like the Brawny lumberjack or Mr. Clean?

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Mr Clean. Means I don't have to.

Would you rather be on the top or bottom?
 
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