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Well, if your going to buy an Alfa (which I would recommend), you should know its spelled Alfa :lol:

And you should learn how to type "you're"........:lol:
 

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...you start trying to pick out the hot women in the audience.

viper your joke sucked

You have three red blobs. Your argument (if you can it that) is invalid.
 

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..when you turn a seven-hour road trip into a Clarkson-esque review of your rental car, beginning and ending the entire experience with the phrase "American rubbish". And on top of that, converting two of the other four passengers into Top Gear fans.
 

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When you live in the U.S. and say things like "windscreen" and "boot" while people stare at you wondering what the hell you are talking about.
 

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When you live in the U.S. and say things like "windscreen" and "boot" while people stare at you wondering what the hell you are talking about.

When you say Boot to the service man he says "What?" and you can't remember the word trunk so you say, "you know that place in the back with the spare tire".

I was half way home before I remembered trunk.
 

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^ Windshields
 

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Oh, I totally forgot about that! Just recently switched to Vista, heh.
 
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