Well the newbie might as well have a go!
Well the newbie might as well have a go!
You know you watch too much Top Gear when...
...you swear at YouTube when the videos have terrible quality or are out of sync, because you want quality Top Gear!
..to have a little background noise, you put on Top Gear, then decide to drop what you were doing originally and watch the episode instead
.."Oh Cock!" enters your own lexicon
...You keep Wiki open for SIARPC segements if you dont know who the star is. Just because you have to know why they appear on Top Gear instead of you.
...You know who the SIARPC celebrities are because you watch so much Top Gear
....Despite the fact you know its not possible, you search for BBC radio stations on your radio
...Clarkson has made you love Alfa's
...You wish the Aygo was sold down here so you could buy a used one for Aygo football
...You con other people into watching Top Gear and convert them
...11 years of planning to set up a dream holiday is in very real danger of being supplanted with a European road holiday
The major one though, is this:
Between Clarkson's review of the Jaguar XJ and the M5 you seriously consider trying to drive to 'Land End'....then you remember that because you live in Australia, 'Lands End' is not a drive you can accomplish without your employer becoming a little annoyed !