When you receive an SMS and your alert is Jeremy announcing "I've got a text". (Available on
http://forums.finalgear.com/top-gear/mp3-downloads-28177/ )
When you are on the motorway and see Traffic Officers in their Range Rover and refer to them as "Wombles" out loud even 'though you're alone in the car.
When you see a biker and shout "Get a car and some proper clothes!"
When your fuel light comes on and you tell your other half "We need more Diseasal". Or think about not telling her and playing "Fuel Light Bingo".
When you say something inappropriate and follow it with "I said that out loud, didn't I?"
When you're comtemplating a new car and wonder what Kristen Scott Thomas would think about it.
When you replace the poster on your bedroom wall of the Tennis Woman scratching her bum with a picture of Sabine Schmitz.
When your other half cautions you about a tricky DIY job and you reply "How hard can it be?", followed by "That's not gone well" when you fuck it up.
When you refer to your genitalia as "Wedding Vegetables" (guys only, obviously)
When you say something dry and witty, and follow it with a slight pause and then say "Probably".
When you rack your brains for ways to get just famous enough to be the SIARPC.
I could do this for hours......