My first time driving, and I thought the exact same thing.
(Mind you, I've had 16 years in Canada, so imagine my surprise when five seconds later I went: "Dad, this would be a hell of a lot easier on the right." :lol
Anytime you see a blue, four-door saloon/sedan on the road, you start thinking about how much it resembles the Liana or the Lacetti.
Phrases like "Oh, cock!" and "That's not gone well!" become part of your vocabulary.
The only way you will watch soccer/football is if it involves cars. (I loathe soccer/football; but I loved the Aygo football segment from S6. (I've not seen the one from S8 yet.))
you buy a car for 1500 pounds, you park it in front of the store and you run to it with a sledgehammer and destroy it and say: this is a proper car! And you get in and drive further...
or
whenever you take a turn, you say.. "oooh yes, i can feel the grip!"