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Homer_Bart

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there's a bomb and a Susan Boyle inside.

You know you'll love the Nissan Sunny when...
 

darkshark0159

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...when you find your brand new Toyota Prius sitting in your driveway, smashed to pieces, and with a note that says "Terribly sorry. Sincerely, Helicopter Company NOT Top Gear".

You know your car is underpowered when...
 

vikiradTG2007

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The country UKIP is scared of
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Working on it
... when you find yourself at the lights, you floor it as soon as the green light comes on, and 5 seconds later the Trabant you left behind passes you at a speed differential of 40 kph.



You know you saw too many Trabants on the road when...
 

ashspet

Nothing to see here, move along people!
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they are permanently imprinted on your retina

You know that ashspet will win the $40mil lottery tonight when
 

Homer_Bart

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she changes her car field to "Waiting for delivery of Zonda F"

You know that the Zonda is an ugly car when...
 

ashspet

Nothing to see here, move along people!
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you get smacked in the teeth by ashspet.

You know ashspet is going to win the $50mil lottery next Tuesday night when...
 

PaperBiro

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she changes the car field into "Waiting delivery for F16 Fighter"

You know Homer_Bart is wrong about the Zonda being an ugly car when...
 

Homer_Bart

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you don't know which tracks to cover.

You know you badly want to take the Beemer out secretly and trash it when...
 

ashspet

Nothing to see here, move along people!
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Oz
You're now sleeping 6 hours in the First Aid Room and your car has been in the same parking spot for 5 days (and yes, I have contemplated that I would save on rent and petrol if I just slept there)

You know that you can't find that Colol74 quote about the naval when
 

Homer_Bart

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... what's a naval?

You know you're not going to google for the word naval to find out what it means when...
 

Lupin_IV

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...you think the next person to post will tell you what it means.

You know you were wrong about thinking the next person to post would tell you what a navel is when...
 

PaperBiro

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...you're forced to Google.

You know you've come to realise the human race serves no purpose and is therefore obsolete when...

MUHAHAHAHA
 
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