You know you...

You know you should rearrange your desk when you have been procrastinating all day and need to look busy for your boss.

You know you are drunk when...
 
You know you are drunk when suddenly the bottle of whisky is empty, the world is on a slant, and you have to keep walking up the hill that has just appeared on you route to the bathroom. You'd swear it wasn't in your house that morning...


You know you just agreed to something you shouldn't have when...
 
You know you just agreed to something you shouldn't have when Bubba come in your room grinning.

You know you shouldn't have been on the cell phone when....
 
You know you shouldn't have been on the cell phone when your conversation is stopped by a tree coming through your Windshield.

You know your meal was too spicy when...
 
You know your meal was too spicy when you go for a curry with Cobol74 and stupidly let him order in a curry house in Pompey - Tindaloo anyone?

You know you picked the correct religion when. ...
 
You know you picked the correct religion when the end of the world arrives, and you find yourself right where you always thought you'd be.

You know that you will always be damned when...
 
You know that you will always be damned when the end of the world arrives, and you find yourself right where you always thought you'd be.

You know that times have changed in the motor car world when. ...
 
You know that times have changed in the motor car world when you get into your car that heads to the end of the street and attaches itself to the 'train' and takes you where you want to go. Although you have to remember to take all your things, because you won't be travelling in the same 'car' on the way home.

You know that the popping sounds was a bad sound when...
 
You know popping sounds are bad when you ears hurt really badly immediately following and it is time to get out of the bath.

You know that there is a shark in the bath with you when?
 
You know that there is a shark in the bath with you when you hear Alaskarat yelling FISH ON, FISH ON.

You know it was a bad idea to take the elevator when...
 
You know it was a bad idea to take the elevator when you suddenly feel weightless.

You know your car should be scrapped when...
 
You know your car should be scrapped when this is your car:
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You know those crunchy things in your rice are not really food when....
 
You know those crunchy things in your rice are not really food when they start to run away.

You know your holiday will be better than expected when...
 
You know your holiday will be better than expected when I show up.

You know the parties ready to start when....
 
You know the parties ready to start when the first person passes out.

You know your clothes are out of fashion when...
 
You know your clothes are out of fashion when you buy them at the Salvation Army.

You know there was a better way when...
 
You know there was a better way when the end of your way looks like Mordor.

You know a policeman is mad at you when....
 
You know a policeman is mad at you when they are snapping on the latex gloves.

You know you should not have sent that email when...
 
You know you have a secret admirer when there are rose petals on the front step and naughty pictures in your in-box

You know that you shouldn't have opened that email while at work, when your laptop was hooked up to the projector, when...
 
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