You know you...

You know that you shouldn't have opened that email while at work, when your laptop was hooked up to the projector, when it is you and the boss' wife having sex.

You know that was hot when....
 
You know that was hot when you could not see because you glasses had steamed up.

You are getting to 'centreparcs' when you. ...
 
You are getting to 'centreparcs' when you ride down the big family slide with your bike.

You know you should turn off your TV when...
 
You know you should turn off your TV when ARD shows a dubbed version of Dallas.

You know is bound for the Oktoberfest in Munich when...
 
You know is bound for the Oktoberfest in Munich when the leather shorts are on, the stein is in hand, and for some reason, alaskarat is wearing a boob tube and clogs.

You know that your wine was poisoned when...
 
You do not freeze when cold. ...

You wonder how they got that anti-freeze in to the wine, and why they would bother, and who on earth thought it was a good idea?
 
Perhaps many drinks?

You know you've never had an idea like that when
 
You know you've never had an idea like that when you watch your dog lick his balls.

You know that was too heavy when...
 
You know that was too heavy when there is a slight pressure, and then a very quiet *pop* and suddenly the world goes dark.

You know that the mess isn't going to be easily cleaned up when...
 
You know that the mess isn't going to be easily cleaned up when the cloth you are using immediately starts decomposing.

You know your cell phone is awesome when...
 
You know your cell phone is awesome when it never looses its battery charge.

You know that riding the bicycle was a bad idea when...
 
You know that riding the bicycle was a bad idea when you are passed by a little old lady giving you the 'finger' in a Yugo.

You know that tea, cucumber sandwiches and cream cakes are wonderful when. ...
 
You know that tea, cucumber sandwiches and cream cakes are wonderful when you been through the desert on a horse with no name.

You know it is going to be a hard landing when....
 
You know it is going to be a hard landing when even the pilots stop for a second to double strap themselves in and familiarise themselves (yet again) with the evacuation procedures.

You know that you just walked into a room for something when...
 
You know that you just walked into a room for something when everyone looks at you with a shit eating grin.

You know you left your fly down when...
 
You know you left your fly down when you are waving your Pork Sword about and there is a draft.

You know you have made a terrible mistake when. ...
 
You know you have made a terrible mistake when you are waving your Pork Sword about and there is a draft.

You know that cut and pasting is very effective when...
 
You know that cut and pasting is very effective when you actually remember that Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V is very easy on the hands

You know that 4 hours sleep is insufficient when...
 
You know that are missing out in life when you forget Ctrl+X is for cutting and Ctrl+C is for coping and I said "cut".

You know your keyboard should not be smoking like that when...
 
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