...when you find your brand new Toyota Prius sitting in your driveway, smashed to pieces, and with a note that says "Terribly sorry. Sincerely, Helicopter Company NOT Top Gear".
... when you find yourself at the lights, you floor it as soon as the green light comes on, and 5 seconds later the Trabant you left behind passes you at a speed differential of 40 kph.
You know you saw too many Trabants on the road when...
You're now sleeping 6 hours in the First Aid Room and your car has been in the same parking spot for 5 days (and yes, I have contemplated that I would save on rent and petrol if I just slept there)
You know that you can't find that Colol74 quote about the naval when