You know you...

there's a bomb and a Susan Boyle inside.

You know you'll love the Nissan Sunny when...
 
...Amazon tells you that similar users prefer Trabants over Ferrari F430s.

You know you've made quite a find when...
 
...when you find a Trabant with a Ferrari V12 engine and drivetrain under the cardboard body.


You know the piano helicopter delivery service has malfunctioned...
 
...when you find your brand new Toyota Prius sitting in your driveway, smashed to pieces, and with a note that says "Terribly sorry. Sincerely, Helicopter Company NOT Top Gear".

You know your car is underpowered when...
 
... when you find yourself at the lights, you floor it as soon as the green light comes on, and 5 seconds later the Trabant you left behind passes you at a speed differential of 40 kph.



You know you saw too many Trabants on the road when...
 
they are permanently imprinted on your retina

You know that ashspet will win the $40mil lottery tonight when
 
she changes her car field to "Waiting for delivery of Zonda F"

You know that the Zonda is an ugly car when...
 
you get smacked in the teeth by ashspet.

You know ashspet is going to win the $50mil lottery next Tuesday night when...
 
she changes the car field into "Waiting delivery for F16 Fighter"

You know Homer_Bart is wrong about the Zonda being an ugly car when...
 
you get petted by the ashspet (?)

You know ashspet is going to roll her eyes when...
 
the Zonda turns out to be hot pink.

You know you need a new life when...
 
you don't know which tracks to cover.

You know you badly want to take the Beemer out secretly and trash it when...
 
...everyone else is hoping you meant "thrash".

You know you've got eagle eyes when...
 
You're now sleeping 6 hours in the First Aid Room and your car has been in the same parking spot for 5 days (and yes, I have contemplated that I would save on rent and petrol if I just slept there)

You know that you can't find that Colol74 quote about the naval when
 
... what's a naval?

You know you're not going to google for the word naval to find out what it means when...
 
...you think the next person to post will tell you what it means.

You know you were wrong about thinking the next person to post would tell you what a navel is when...
 
...you're forced to Google.

You know you've come to realise the human race serves no purpose and is therefore obsolete when...

MUHAHAHAHA
 
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