Not really a "crash", but this will probably be the slowest "loss of control" incident of this thread.
Several years ago, in the middle of an Iowa winter, I ended up in a ditch with an '89 Ford Bronco (full size 4x4 "SUV").
It had rained a few days before and turned the gravel road into a mud pit with (unbeknownst to me) lots ot deep ruts in a few isolated spots.
In the days following that rain it had first frozen hard, turning the rain into ice and subsequently a pile of loose snow had fallen.
Anyways, so I'm driving on this somewhat narrow-ish (by American standards) gravel road, and I'm driving about 25mph (~40kph) because I can feel that there's ice underneath the snow.
So I'm on a perfectly straight section of the road when all of the sudden my rear end slides into a deep rut (that I couldn't see) and it kicks me sideways enough so that I'm pretty much headed for the ditch without me having a say in it.
I immediately turn the wheel and hit the brakes, but it's too late, I'm sitting diagonally on the steep embankment of a ditch filled with snow (in which I slid at maybe 10mph or so).
Now I couldn't back up because that would have probably slid me parrallel to the road and there would have been a chance it would have tipped over, and at best it would have slid back in the ditch anyway.
So instead, I purposely drove into the ditch.
Now the embankment was too steep to drive up except maybe at the end of the ditch, so I start driving parrallel to the road in the ditch (full of snow and mud).
I have no problem with it until all of the sudden I hear some scraping noises and I appear to be stuck.
I get out only to find out that I had driven the truck on top of a giant boulder that was covered with snow (so I hadn't seen it).
So basically, I wasn't going anywhere. :?
Now I walk
home a mile or so and I call a tow truck.
The tow truck arrives (basically a semi truck) and he hooks up to my truck.
As soon as the winch started and the cable tightened, the tow truck starts to slide towards the ditch :lol: .
He quickly stops the winch and extends the "stabelizers" (not sure what they're called) from the sides of the tow truck.
After that, my Bronco gets pulled out without further problems.
Other than a really muddy truck, my truck had no damage.