"We were not racing Kimi, we were basically racing Fernando" - Ron Dennis, China 2007 of course
"We thought we would give you something heavy to throw at us" - Ron Dennis presents a model Mercedes to Fernando Alonso before his 100th Grand Prix in Istanbul, 2007
Pre-weekend press conference, 1994 Spanish GP. "Crazy Dave" David Coulthard has just been promoted to a race seat in the Williams team after the tragic events of San Marino. Frank Williams explains he's choice...
"Well, we've obviously chosen him because he's got a quite sensational-looking girlfriend..."
(The entire press room bursts out laughing)