You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, but have you heard of...

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While I don't have kids and I'm a bit old for the "Elf on the Shelf" thing myeself, I can't deny some of the spoofs have made me laugh out loud.

So for this game, try to guess the rhyme. If you do, either post another, or just let everyone know someone else can post one.

If you're unfamiliar with "Elf on the Shelf", that's ok. To play this game, you just need to know that the format is "Blank A on a Blank B", and the two Blanks should rhyme.

Elf on a Shelf
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Poop on a coupe:
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OK, so here's the first one, and I'll make it easy by giving you two different examples for the same pun/rhyme:

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Yep!

X-wing on a sex swing :lmao:

OK, so this one's a little more obscure, and probably only musicians know the bottom guy... I'll put up another in a few hours if nobody guesses...

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I thought this one might be tricky, but it's Putin on a Wooten (Vladimir and Victor, respectively).

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Killing spree in a raspberry maybe? Carrie in a raspberry? Not sure. I'll wait for confirmation.

I came up with a load of these last night, you poor people.
 
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Killing spree in a raspberry maybe? Carrie in a raspberry? Not sure. I'll wait for confirmation.

I came up with a load of these last night, you poor people.
Carrie on a Berry was it, indeed.
 

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Interesting...both of those words rhyme with "carry", "very" or Merry" here...

Spoon on the moon!

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