You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, but have you heard of...

NecroJoe

Stool Chef
Joined
Apr 12, 2005
Messages
21,593
Location
San Francisco area, CA, USA
Car(s)
2015 Mazda 3 S GT, 2015 VW e-Golf
(Halle) Barry on a Cherry!

1640399355434.png
 

NecroJoe

Stool Chef
Joined
Apr 12, 2005
Messages
21,593
Location
San Francisco area, CA, USA
Car(s)
2015 Mazda 3 S GT, 2015 VW e-Golf
Since we're approaching the end of the Holidays, and this'll get "old" soon, I'll move it along... :)

Loki on a Pokey


1640420671789.png
 

NecroJoe

Stool Chef
Joined
Apr 12, 2005
Messages
21,593
Location
San Francisco area, CA, USA
Car(s)
2015 Mazda 3 S GT, 2015 VW e-Golf
This one is a bit silly and we've already had part of it, but I hope it's allowed.

View attachment 3563408

Spock on a cock, a lock, and socks on The Rock with a Glock and a wok, on a mock Bach on a dock.

Is the contents of the wok something? I feel like that's the only thing I may have missed.
 

Matt2000

An Unfortunate Discovery
DONOR
Joined
Feb 17, 2006
Messages
16,831
Location
Four from the top and two from the third row, UK.
Car(s)
'12 MX-5 PRHT, '02 Freelander, '90 Disco 1 Bobtail
Green Day on Hay!

If we're winding it down I want to get my ideas out of the way, so here are two that came to me at 2 in the morning. :LOL:

Keanu.jpg
Murray.jpg
 

NecroJoe

Stool Chef
Joined
Apr 12, 2005
Messages
21,593
Location
San Francisco area, CA, USA
Car(s)
2015 Mazda 3 S GT, 2015 VW e-Golf
I thought "gill" was an old-timey word for "gallon" and was also about to day "Bill in a gill"...but before I embarrassed myself, I looked it up, and apparently a gill is only about 4oz, and that's clearly more than that. So...yeah. Ha!
 

Matt2000

An Unfortunate Discovery
DONOR
Joined
Feb 17, 2006
Messages
16,831
Location
Four from the top and two from the third row, UK.
Car(s)
'12 MX-5 PRHT, '02 Freelander, '90 Disco 1 Bobtail
The second one probably doesn’t work globally, here’s a hint: the food he’s in has his surname in the Cockney rhyming slang equivalent to its name. :p
 

NecroJoe

Stool Chef
Joined
Apr 12, 2005
Messages
21,593
Location
San Francisco area, CA, USA
Car(s)
2015 Mazda 3 S GT, 2015 VW e-Golf
Reeves in the leaves
Murry in the curry

...since it hasn't yet been explicitly stated. :)
 

LP

Your Brown Banana for Scale
DONOR
Joined
Apr 24, 2006
Messages
8,356
Location
East-Timor, USA
Car(s)
206 HP N/A washing machine
1640536590472.png


I generally find these to be overdone but here's mine
 

Matt2000

An Unfortunate Discovery
DONOR
Joined
Feb 17, 2006
Messages
16,831
Location
Four from the top and two from the third row, UK.
Car(s)
'12 MX-5 PRHT, '02 Freelander, '90 Disco 1 Bobtail

NecroJoe

Stool Chef
Joined
Apr 12, 2005
Messages
21,593
Location
San Francisco area, CA, USA
Car(s)
2015 Mazda 3 S GT, 2015 VW e-Golf
TIL the word "flagon".

OK, this'll probably be my last one:

1640555307399.png
 
Top