Zombies: coming to a town near you!

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I posted this in the Random Thoughts thread, but any time zombie's are involved, it deserves a thread of it's own.

There has been a small outbreak of ?zombism? in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.

Similar to a scare originally found in Cambodia back in 2005, victims of a new strain of the swine flu virus H1N1 have been reported in London.

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it?s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during ?resurrection.?

http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm
 
Hahaha, very nice.
 
God, that's creepy.. just think the mental damage that is going to cause people. Seeing their dead family member come back to life briefly and try and kill them?

Therapists are going to be raking in the cash for the next several years.
 
This article is a joke, right?

I mean... it ought to be. It's a ridiculous story in a page that looks like the BBC News website, but which isn't the BBC News website.
 
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No, it's not a joke.
 
Christ you people are gullible.
 
Christ you people are gullible.

And you sir, are one of them.

Seriously, we know it's a joke.. can't you at least run with it and have fun?
 
And you sir, are one of them.

Seriously, we know it's a joke.. can't you at least run with it and have fun?

No kidding :mad: Ahhh well, it was worth a shot.
 
"I got a pipe bomb over here!"
 
FIRE IN THE HOOOOOOLE!
 
ZOMBIES!!!

Damn where's my crowbar....
 
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